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April 17th, 2008 Jessica Hagy Posted in Uncategorized |


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13 Responses to “Insurance?”

  1. Frank Sands Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    Yes, but I would say that after a certain mark, the greater the benefits, the less you will see your friend. It’s a very important balance.

  2. Phraedus Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Or: casual sex in between relationships.

  3. Tom Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    Very true, I have seen my investment banker friends very little since college.

  4. Chaz Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    I wouldn’t say that ‘greater benefits’ = ’seeing friend less’. It’s more about what you’ve got to give back; the benefits of them knowing you. Otherwise, you’re just using them, and that’s not really friendship anymore.

    Careful balance, indeed, however.

  5. Alexander Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    In the same lines as phraedus, you could have done a lot more with this!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friends_with_benefits
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=friends+with+benefits

    ;)

  6. The Imaginary Reviewer Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    I wish I had a friend with a real job.

  7. Anonymous Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 12:58 am

    alexander, I think that was part of the joke. You were expecting a friends with benefits joke but she defied the thinking and made it into something else. Jessica does this often, and actually seems to have done it in the previous post as well.

  8. sam Says:
    April 19th, 2008 at 3:30 am

    yeah, i’m going to go with phraedus and alexander missed the boat. but very funny, jessica

  9. Phraedus Says:
    April 19th, 2008 at 5:11 am

    @sam: I didn’t miss the boat. Sometimes spelling out the obvious is a type of humour, as is side-skipping it.

  10. Anonymous Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    I’m so stupid, I thought it meant something like “oh, sure you have a friend with benifits, and you both have big important jobs, so you don’t have time for eachother, but you can still bang” But the actual joke is much, much funnier.

  11. Anonymous Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 7:42 am

    So what happens if your friend is in the “oldest profession?”

  12. busted by facebook Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 6:01 pm

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    February 25th, 2009 at 6:01 pm

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