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Do novice witches use spell-check?
Do nuns who don’t do their laundry have dirty habits?
This assumes the two aren’t the same thing.
Nuns fly without broomsticks.
Witches are not known for their sensible shoes.
A priest and a nun come out of a parish meeting late at night and the father says to the nun, “Sister, would you mind if I walked you to you door?”
She answered, “OK but just this once.”
They walked quietly the her building and the father said, “Sister, would you mind if I kissed you on the cheek?
And the nun answered “Ok, as long as you don’t get into the habit.
Mercy Hospital in Chicago is run by a group of nuns who came from Australia. Through the years the years they have gone out of their way to maintain ties with their native land — putting up a large map of the country in the recpetion area, and serving Australian tea from tins decorated with koala bears.
One night a patient calls a nun into his room and tells her how much he likes the hospital and the care. But he has one small complaint: he found some leaves in his tea.
“Oh,” the nun says, “the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.”
Sorry
Har har har har “spelling”. Har har. =)
Agreed. Brilliant!
Oh gosh, now I’m questioning myself! I thought I was a witch, but maybe I’ve really been a nun all along! *Runs off to the convent*
Two nuns, Sister Agnes and Sister Mary, are sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere a tiny vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.
“What should we do?” cries Sister Agnes.
“Turn the wipers on. That’ll get rid of the abomination,” says Sister Mary.
Sister Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.
“What shall I do now?” Sister Agnes shouts.
“Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican,” replies Sister Mary.
Sister Agnes turns on the windshield washer and the vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.
“Now what?” shouts Sister Agnes.
“Show him your cross,” says Sister Mary.
“Now you’re talking,” says Sister Agnes. She opens the window and shouts “Get the fuck off our car!”
…I’ll get me coat.
I always thought coven sounded like convent.