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July 30th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Hilarious
July 30th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Jezz, SO real!!! lol
July 30th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Yeah, and also, hearkening back to my college experience, “people in dormitories with the munchies.”
July 30th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Those protein shakes get expensive!!
July 30th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Why is it easier to steal something unhealthy rather than just buy it?
July 30th, 2010 at 8:19 pm
@fireflight: Anonymous thievery for free versus a guilty purchase of overpriced snack food. It might not be actually easier, but if you’re cheating on a diet, it might be easier to justify.
Then again, there are ways to, shall we say, discourage thieves from taking your food if this becomes a habitual problem. The most benign is probably to bring food that looks much worse than it tastes.
July 30th, 2010 at 8:23 pm
…or bring a decoy that looks great but tastes horrible.
July 30th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
There are sandwich bags available that have green splotches printed on the sides to make the sandwich appear moldy.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10042096-1.html
July 30th, 2010 at 10:34 pm
At last, a practical use for Salmonella!
That’ll teach you to steal my noodle salad.
Anyone want some bean dip? Anyone?
July 31st, 2010 at 10:36 am
@androgenoide
ewwwwww…
xP
August 4th, 2010 at 8:58 am
I have a friend who has a biohazard container and uses that for a lunchbox. Never had his lunch stolen.
August 6th, 2010 at 8:36 am
[...] If you’ve ever had your lunch vanish from the fridge at work… [...]