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“Hi welcome to mcdonalds may I take your order.”
Perfect.
Are D & C inverted, or is that just my love of fast food winning out? :)
The synethesia one is brilliant. Well played!
Also, woo: long-time reader, first-time poster! xD
Synesthesia > fast food.
Your mileage may vary; please consult your doctor to see if synesthesia is right for you.
I am laughing out loud about the synesthesia one- just brilliant and hilarious and somewhat mean to those poor people who experience it.
Sometimes, however, I have a synesthetic experience upon ordering the Chef’s Special and it’s such an art object, I can’t bear to eat it.
When synesthesiacs say something sounds delicious, they Really Mean it.
Tastes great, less filling.
Do you want fries with that?
This is not at ALL what i thought of when i read the title. anybody else think what i thought? no? guess its just me…
Yeah, it’s just you.
your blog is so clever! i love it, but how did you get it so popular? i just started one and i have no idea how to get people to see it…
@ demon…I thought the same thing I think…
The synesthesia comment made me smile, being one of a different kind. Well done. The only fast food that I think defies your low nutrient / low taste is Taco Bell ><;
@demon and pat: I really wanted it to be about the thing you thought it was… IF you’re thinking of the same thing I was thinking of! ;)
What, no Soylent Green?
From what I got from the movie I think the place of Soylent Green would be at/near the Vitamin spot.