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29 Responses to Choose you own adventure.

  1. Catch says:

    D&D / videogames.

  2. Machoo says:

    This doesn’t seem like such a bad thing.

  3. Jason says:

    Shouldn’t D&D be sitting on the X-Axis?

  4. Hmm. I wonder where the dot for “golf pro” would be…

  5. mordicai says:

    Just leanin’ on us nerds lately, huh?

  6. m1 says:

    What is the transfer function from # girlfriends to happy, successful relationships?

  7. Hodge says:

    Well, once she starts playing with your group, you rarely need another girlfriend.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Implying we nerds get any girlfriends. The point for D&D/other nerds should be under the x-axis.

  9. Suz says:

    Yeah, but D&D players make better lovers. And they won;t dump you when you’re no longer hot.

    I <3 nerds.

  10. Beth says:

    SOOO tired of ragging on role-playing gamers. I’m a girl gamer, for one, and have had my share of hawt male gamer boyfriends, thanks. Come out of 1988 please.

  11. Haha, maybe I should start playing D&D to get away from the x-axis…

  12. pat says:

    @ trialsanderrors…haha, poor guy! I can sympathize you could be a PhD student…in which case your gf is likely your dissertation…

  13. (x, why?) says:

    I would’ve thought that they’d both be curved lines like 1/x and 2^x instead of just dots.

    Btw, if you play a lot of D&D, you might be one of the lucky few that manages to find the elusive “gamer chick”, which would be the only girlfriend you ever need.

  14. Anon says:

    My boy played D&D. ^_~
    In fact the entire group I played D&D with have had girlfriends. So off the x-axis is right, for all those who say otherwise. (That’s past tense because we still need to set up another campaign.)
    And I wanna know that too, m1.

  15. Mei says:

    @Beth: Even though there may be good looking guys in MMORPGs and other games, it’s moreso the stereotype that comes with gamers in general. I think this statement is still pretty true.

    A majority of girls prefer the athletic basketball player over gamers; that’s just what’s mainstream.

  16. Pandora says:

    The only single person in my D&D group is female.

    Shouldn’t NBA be replaced with “married golfers” though?

  17. thewebmonitor says:

    Looks like she hasn’t looked at herself.

  18. thewebmonitor says:

    Look like she hasn’t looked at herself. Typical.

  19. geekmom says:

    LOL! I thought geeks could take a joke. I’m a girl gamer married to a gamer and I thought it was funny.

  20. Counterexample says:

    Although the stereotype is correct, and funny, there are plenty of counterexamples.

    Highschool – We played at Allen’s house. His very cute sister (and sometimes her friends) used to come down to the basement where we played. She liked to sit on my lap while we played and occasionally interrupted with a tickle-fight.

    Army – My D&D group would get a hotel room and play all day Saturday while the girlfriends went shopping, then take the girls out dancing in the evening. When my girlfriend got tired of shopping earlier than I got tired of D&D, it resulted in during-game BJs.

    College – Gaming conventions. You know those movies about weekends in Las Vegas? Yeah, kinda like that at night: first time I ever had sex in a public restroom, only time I’ve ever gone out with a professional model . . .

  21. ShamedShadow says:

    I object this comic. I play D&D on a near-weekly basis yet am able to hold a solid girlfriend.

    Just a thought. (Perhaps for the ages.)

  22. A different view says:

    I think the gamers that are complaining are looking at this from the wrong perspective.

    A gamer will typically have the patience (or apathy) to wait for a close match for a relationship. A pro athlete (or anyone with insane wods of money really) will just pick the closest person willing to take off their clothes.

    Thus, over time, the athlete may have many hundreds of “girlfriends,” each lasting only until the athlete gets bored/finds someone closer to take off their clothes; while the gamer/geek has only had a handful of long-term girlfriends.

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  24. Weas says:

    I can attest the validity of this comic, weather or not I accept it

  25. Tracy Lucas says:

    Oh, good grief.

    It’s a JOKE!

    And before everybody yells, a disclosure. I’m as nerdy as they come; D&D gamer, honor student, hermit, professional writer, thick-as-coke-bottle glasses, overbite, AND was waiting for marriage.

    I’ve got kids. Marriage happened.

    Yeah, it’s a sometimes-untrue stereotype.

    But more than that… IT’S a JOKE!
    I thought it was hysterical.

  26. Jerry says:

    You guys totally failed your humor roll.

  27. He says:

    lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol lol

  28. Azrael says:

    Agree, Though I must admit my level 16 wizard/sorcerer/ultimate Magus is pretty sexy, nothing says attractive like prepared and spontaneous magic. though 4E players belong in quadrant III other than that spot on!

  29. yoursurprise-2 says:

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