They are out to get you. And they’re stealthy, too.
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February 3rd, 2010 at 10:05 am
haha i absolutely love this one! the paranoia within quiet was very clever.
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Having had a child and had to read all that stuff about “Sudden Infant Death Syndrome” I have to say that c needs to overlap with b a bit.
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:51 pm
When everyone is out to get you, Paranoid is just good thinking.
Speaking of which, what is this “He sees you when your sleeping” stuff about? That Santa guy scares the crap out of me. It’s been over a month and I still can’t take a decent nap.
February 3rd, 2010 at 5:26 pm
hahaha @ Stripe! another good one Jessica
February 4th, 2010 at 2:04 am
A + C = 24
February 4th, 2010 at 2:30 am
I like this one.
Of course nap time in peace and quiet is only for good people. That’s when evil brews until there is no more peace and quiet…. or am I being paranoid?
February 4th, 2010 at 10:36 am
[A+C=24] + B = napping in front of the tv
February 4th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Jessica, you are amazing!!
February 4th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
I can’t stop laughing, honestly.
February 16th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
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