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Protip: It’s easier to smoothly gloss over ‘too small’ than it is ‘too large’. Just sayin’ …
Love it.
I see two more “A”s just above these, as even non-clothing gifts that are figuratively too big or too small are also Valentine Fail.
For instance: very expensive jewelry after dating a week -or- a hershey’s mini chocolate bar lifted from the basket at work, now with pocket lint.
Never too small.
If it results in a muffin top it’s too small. You can fail in different ways on this one.
give your sweetheart an article of clothing that is too large and you’re accusing her of being fat.
give her something too small and it’s considered a hint about her weight.
go with chocolates and remind her you love her at any size!
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That’s a very small “just right” in the middle – but ain’t that just how it is? :)
risky or risque? ;-)
- s.b.
jon:
i guess i am over-analyzing here, but if the line joining the centers of the ‘too big’ and ‘two small’ circles is tangential to the ‘gifts’ circle – check it out – it would fit better with (my take of) the theme!
- s.b.
lol…had a boyfriend do this too me, panties too big, very embarrassing…for both of us
If it includes underwear…probably not a good idea to gift it!