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This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.Subscribe
This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.
“Mr. Dewitt of Dewitt and Sons Insurance Brokers regretfully informs his staff that he spent last years profits on twizzlers and wishes you all a merry christmas in your new jobs.”
This is the time of year the freezer gets emptied out.
Funny, in our office, the sign of a loss of hope is when the Lean Cuisines start getting stolen from the freezer.
Do not discard the 5-month old yogurt in the office fridge. It is the corporate culture.
Does it count if four of them are probably mine? I say probably because I’m pretty sure I brought some in, and then forgot about them. I don’t want to reclaim them because what if someone else really did and just haven’t gotten around to it yet? Or maybe they forgot but will remember?
Why, Chicken Carbonara, must you taunt me so?!