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October 26th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Inversely, getting a phone number (or equivalent) *not* in person can cause the application of soap and water in cases where it has not been recently applied.
Funny, that.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:21 am
This one totally cracked me up (most do, really)… It sounds like a great story behind this one…
October 26th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
…not to be confused with finding numbers written in the men’s room.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Most people know step 1 by now. It’s step 7 that nobody can quite fathom.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Haven’t been this stumped by one of these in a while… help?
Must be one of those generational things. I think I’ll blame that. My first instinct was ‘I could just go online’…
October 26th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Would you give your phone number to someone who has not applied both water and soap recently? (I mean, other than at the gym) lol
October 26th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
@sam- as in getting a girl’s phone number (or guy’s), not looking one up online.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:36 am
Equal amounts of soap and water would create a situation that’s way past getting a phone number.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:42 am
I…don’t get it?
Showering?
October 27th, 2009 at 9:50 am
yes showering, youre not getting any action or a date if your dirty and greasy…
October 27th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I’d think that step one would be being born attractive, since, without that, you’re not getting a number no matter how nice you smell. Or would that be step prime?
October 30th, 2009 at 10:52 am
this is bullshit, if you can make a graph that explains how the fuck this is funny that would be one I would be interested in.
November 4th, 2009 at 10:23 am
This is especially timely with the flu season in full swing. You people who don’t wash your hands after using the restroom (or pretend to by turning on the water and maybe quickly passing a hand through), this one is for YOU! We know who you are sickos!
November 28th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
@JoBlo: 10/10, would raeg again.
@Mike: Do I want to ask?
December 9th, 2009 at 3:43 am
@JoBlo
I’ll bet you find yourself at the bottom left corner of this graph.