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My wife can attest to this. I absolutely hate being in a store with her that sells shoes because EVERY pair she tries on, she asks what I think of them. My first question is “will they hurt your feet?”
A man can only give so many footrubs after his wife spends all day on her feet in expensive shoes that can’t possibly be made with human beings in mind before he decides that women should not be allowed to wear heels at work.
I am glad I wear man shoes.
I’m curious as to how you collected this data.
That’s why bridesmaids wear crocs at the reception…
the oposite of this would be the bridesmaid’s face….
…..just sayin’
Not quite accurate… Some of the most hideous shoes give you blisters.
Shoes? More like Foot Accessories… Shoes are things that do not destroy your ability to walk. ;P
like i tell everyone skate shoes are THE BEST shoes ever, you can do anything in them
Uggghh, so true. I hate shoe shopping.
But those heels look so HOT.
What Surf said.
Actually, there is no limit to the number of footrubs I’m willing to give.
@techno junkie: tap dance? climb boulders? have a bath?
I dispute your statement.
That said, I am wearing skate shoes at work because they are still the best kind of shoes.
You should check out vibram fivefingers if you want cool shoes with no blisters, they have done me right for a long, long time.
Shwew, when I saw the subject/title, I thought we may see some reference to some of our West Virginie friends (kissin’ cousin’s) as they were.
Just wanted to leave you a note that your comic was used on the (pretty popular) Gizmodo blog. I dropped them a comment to make sure you got a link back, but I still thought you’d like to know:
http://gizmodo.com/5365882/wait-this-is-a-shoe
Keep up the great work!
Dr. Scholl’s insoles and heelies and even the most torturous looking stiletto’s become manageable. Wore 4 1/2 inch ones to a wedding last weekend, danced all night and walked away fine the next day.
Just sayin’ :D