Try not to think about it.
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This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.
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May 20th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Laf.
May 20th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I think class is overrated. Wine should be right down there with chaw.
May 20th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
@mike: Seconded.
May 20th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
LOL @ Mike. Yup. And I’m a wine drinker.
May 20th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Oregon Pinot Noir and Beech Nut Wintergreen (long leaf) are my two favs. Where does that leave me?
May 20th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
The tobacco and wine people have nothing on the folks gathered around the spitoon at the local clam chowder cook-off (Napkin, please).
I have had some wine that seemed comparable in palatability to a brown fluid spat from from the masticating jowls of some tobacco-adddled major-league pitcher…
But surely it takes a certain degree of refinement to define the subtler nuances of flavor contained in a can of chew. Enter the tobacco pitchmen:
“…forward flavors of rubber tire and tooth decay are washed over by more delicate hints of ripe compost and a light, almost insecticidal perfume, giving way finally to dark undertones of liquid rot…”
Oh, Yummy!
May 20th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
And yet I still can’t decide which culture is more annoying.
May 21st, 2009 at 9:32 am
wine suits me….
May 21st, 2009 at 2:34 pm
You left out the men spitting in public areas simply because they can. It is so GROSS!! Well-educated men don’t seem to do it - never saw spit marks outside of buildings working with engineers.
May 21st, 2009 at 9:21 pm
A friend had a sweatshirt with the following:
“If you don’t blow smoke on me, I won’t spit tobacco juice on you.”
I have to say that chewing is less disgusting than smoking. Chewers can attempt to be discreet, smokers can’t.
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:56 pm
funny as…..spitting out wine! lol
May 28th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Spit out the wine?!
I don’t care what those wine snobs say.
That’s crazy talk.