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43 Responses to “Thank you for being a friend.”

  1. I … I just …

    … I don’t have any words for this.

  2. Ha ha ha ha!!!
    Though I am a little disturbed that I got this, in spite of being a guy.

  3. Not sure if I understand this one, but if you happen to know one (pre- or post-) who is horny, tiny, AND naive, she is going to be pretty popular.

  4. I don’t know the ACEG names. Different show?

  5. Dharmamama Says:

    I wish someone would find new long-lost episodes of Sex & The City.

  6. Brad: They’re the characters from Sex in the City.

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  8. Brilliant :)

  9. Wow! I never noticed the similarities… I guess that means that we are due for a sequel / remake to Sex In The City … in 2034? Called Sex in Retirement?
    Golden in the City?

    Too much fun !

  10. Bea Arthur may have been manly, but she was also wicked hot.

    Best Indexed Ever =)

  11. OtherBill Says:

    -applause-

  12. this is perfectly true… and makes me feel very old…
    and in a weird way: could it be that SATC is a goldengirls prequel?

  13. [...] This is brilliant: [...]

  14. This may be the first time I’ve ever ‘guffawed’. This is genius.

  15. Big circle around the whole thing = I = guy hell.

  16. This is my favorite indexed ever!

  17. This is hilarious!

  18. Unfortunately this set-up seems pretty standard for shows with four females as the main characters. You could add a pubescent/Facts of Life section too:

    horny/sexualized = Blair
    manly = Jo
    tiny = Tootie
    naive = Natalie

  19. Dave, I think that would be “Sex in Sun City.”

  20. Genius. Pure genius.

  21. Peyj Turner Says:

    Wow. I never thought to think of it like that…I will never see the shows in the same light again.

  22. Excellent! Just perfect.

  23. yup, Menopause is basically the only difference.

    Nailed it as usual!

  24. antiphalus Says:

    Besides the name relationship, observe the shape. Between the lips you have horny on top tickling your interest, manly going right for the goal, tiny close but not measuring up, and naive wanting to sneak in the back door.

  25. This one was just perfect. I am sending it to everyone I know. I loved GG.

  26. Horace S. Patoot Says:

    Oh, man. Just to let you know there are people like me, I’ve never seen an entire episode of either of these shows. Just paint an “L” on my forehead and let me out of the cage.

  27. I can’t believe I never noticed that before! I love it!

  28. I would amend this classification: why not classify Miranda and Sophia as “wise”, and then Dorothy and Carrie as “pragmatic”? Tiny and manly are two odd and a tad insulting adjectives, and they don’t speak at all about their attitudes and views. Moreover, Dorothy and Carrie are the central characters in their respective shows, so they have to be classified together.

  29. My friend you are just brilliant!

  30. Sieglinde,
    I think she didn’t use “wise” and “pragmatic” because she’s trying to be funny. You see, there’s this thing called “comedy,” and…well, whatever.

    Jessica,
    Great work, I love the comment about Facts of Life. Can’t think of any other shows with 4 female leads…

  31. For ages, I’ve said that Sex and the City is just a bad rip off of Golden Girls.

  32. Jessica, seriously, best Indexed ever. I’m spreading this one around!!

    P.S. Sieglinde…she doesn’t HAVE to do anything. Yes, Dorothy & Carrie are the leads to their shows–that’s one characteristic. They have many, many more. Get a life!

  33. I see someone else watched the marathon last week too …

  34. OK - this is a strecth but how about:

    In a circle marked Literary:
    Horny - Meg
    Manly - Jo
    Tiny - Amy
    Naive - Beth

  35. PERFECT!

    Reminded me of this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFvndmM_8I

  36. YES - Mary!!!

    I immediately thought of Little Women.

    Great job.

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  38. @ Mike
    Actually, it’s a combination of The Golden Girls and the gang from Sex and The City. Interesting.

  39. keinefurcht Says:

    Horny - Suzanne
    Manly - Julia
    Tiny - Mary Jo
    Naive - Charlene

  40. uh, missing here:

    Scarlett
    Ilsa
    Baby Jane
    others? buehler?

  41. If this was on a shirt I’d buy it.

  42. LOVE DOESN’T BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THIS! I am new to the site and let just tell you…its my new background lol I loved golden girls and own every season…and of course i love sex and the city!!! ahh i should be writing a paper for college…

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