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Some things you can’t undo.

May 27th, 2009 Jessica Hagy Posted in family, pain |


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17 Responses to “Some things you can’t undo.”

  1. Kurt McKee Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 9:31 am

    A friend of mine was visiting his grandparents’ house, and his grandfather (whose mental capacity had diminished somewhat) felt it necessary to provide some insight into the origin of his father.

    “Your grandmother and I made your father on that couch you’re sitting on!”

  2. Viewtiful_justin Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Eww. And…eww-er.

  3. the norwegian kid Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 9:47 am

    A friend of mine was unfortunate enough to walk in on her grandparents while they were getting it on.. she’s still recovering..

  4. Fuiru Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 9:54 am

    How did you know that my parents feel a burning sensation when they have sex? I mean, they do tell me about it all the time, but I’ve kept it a secret.

  5. KaGe Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 10:48 am

    does it burn because it’s soooo hot? i mean come on…i hope my parents are still having sex…it’s an indicator of the longevity of my abilities. ;)

  6. ladymercury Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Aaaagh my eyes!! The HORROR!!!

  7. Chaz Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 11:32 am

    I will stick to the orange juice and toothpaste, please.

    Never thought I’d see the day where that was the better option.

  8. Oddtwang Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Clearly the intersections of sex with both toothpaste and orange juice should be non-empty.

    What?

  9. spaniard Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Fuiru: maybe they’re not using the front door, that’s why it burns

    Or maybe its your brain which feels it, not their parts

  10. Eric Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    OH, so true

    @Fuiru: Why couldn’t you continue to keep it a secret???

    @KaGe: Eeeeeewwww…please keep thoughts of that sort to yourself from now on?

    @Oddtwang: What???

    @spaniard: Unnecessary insight, eww…

  11. Ross Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    Since the beginning of time, humans have lived, as a family unit, in a single room. The exceptions to this RULE have all been recent and among the wealthier countries (and wealthier portions of even those countries). Get over it! You are living in a fantasy world of RECENT privilege. But perhaps none of you realize that there was a time before now and a place other than here.

  12. Clay Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Ross, what you may not realize is that we all have that luxury. And not having that luxury is disgusting.

  13. katie Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    My grandmother told me all about her sex life with her grandfather AND about her gynecological exams. Problem…with short term memory problems, she told me 3-4 times a year for MANY years. She told my husband, too–he always tried to leave the room, but she’d grab his hand and tell him all about it.

  14. Isherwood Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    Ross, we used to poop in the corner of our caves, too, but that doesn’t mean it was pleasant for bystanders. Fantasy world? What’s yer point?

  15. Cas Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    i read that as sex WITH parents, and i suppose “it burns” could accurately describe a potential outcome of that event

  16. Mabande Says:
    May 28th, 2009 at 3:25 am

    Katie - pleaseohpleaseohplease say it was your grandfather and not hers : /

    Ross - Might be a fantasy world for you, but I’m living the Dream! ;)
    The bonus, of course, with your “real” world is that toothpaste and orange juice doesn’t exist either…

  17. katie Says:
    May 29th, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    oops. my grandfather.

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