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Or the California Raisins! Remember them? No? Oh.
Hooray!
I think Gallagher fits in there somewhere as well. Percussion section of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4
I interpreted the term “music” loosely.
-or- Freddie Mercury, -or- Elton John…
smashing pumpkins? not exactly a fruit, but… and adding a “violence” circle. and… oh well, nevermind.
I always enjoy your site, but never have I burst a chortle like this. 5 or 50, what is it about poot humor?
A friend of mine has theme potluck parties. One year the theme was Musical Food, such as food named after, or favorite of, or invented by, a famous musical person, or at least mentioned in a well-known song. I brought baked beans….
this is my favorite one ever. I agree with HowardB: toot humor never diappoints!
If only my 9 year old knew who Carmen Miranda was! You’ve hit on his favorite song.
HeeHeeHee….beans… This one was easy on my brain and made me LOL, I nice way to uplift my morning. Thanks!
Nice!
And for those who cannot tune a fart? How do you explain yourself?
*Sigh* This is incredibly sophomoric. That’s probably why I love it so much.