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May 18th, 2009 at 11:32 am
what a true story, this is one of my favorites.
May 18th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I’m blessed to know that, if I were to have to go through either of these events, I would end up with next to nothing. My family is poor and I have bad luck.
Blessing, indeed.
May 18th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Lottery tickets also!
May 18th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Wills - are - reality shows.
May 18th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Survivor ftw.
May 18th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Where there’s a Will, there’s a way…
to make the potential benefactors fight for their inheritance on a Reality Show. Just have to get the soon-to-be-deceased to write it into the contract, perhaps in exchange for a more earthly reward in the here and now.
Don’t think it hasn’t been arranged. Greater minds than mine (sadly, I must admit there are) have been at this for a lot longer than I… some things are in the works.
The estate of Bob Barker would be a classic for this, if it isn’t all divvied up already…
Donald Trump’s is a given, of course.
May 19th, 2009 at 7:46 am
re: “Where There’s a Will, There’s a Way”….
Would anything be be done to hasten the demise, so things could be scheduled more efficiently?
8^}
Jessica, just have to thank you for these amazing little ventures you provide every day to the left AND right side of my brain. Never have the two had more fun together!
May 19th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Where there’s a will, there’s a family…
May 19th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Stop it, you’re giving the TV executives ideas.
May 21st, 2009 at 11:12 am
It could be Tears or Profanity.
And, it will be both when the show “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” comes on… Patti Blagojevich (yes, Rod the IL Governor’s wife) will prbably err on the of profanity, given her FBI-taped phone conversations last fall.
June 20th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
My friend on Facebook shared this link and I’m not dissapointed at all that I came to your blog.
p.s. Year One is already on the Internet and you can watch it for free.