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April 29th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Hm, but it could be clean laundry, if they’re traveling to where you’re returning to, yes?
It could also be full of anthrax, or swine flu!
April 29th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Anything useful?
April 29th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
…the realization that every time you fly you think to yourself “Now, I need to put something on there that’s identifiable > standing distance x speed of the belt.”
…and then you remember thinking this way every time you’ve realized that you’ve watched your bag travel around the belt at least 3 times.
April 29th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
And by golly I want it back.
April 29th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
AB couldn’t be more right.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Another problem for duct tape. Red duct tape.
May 1st, 2009 at 4:52 am
@Chaz - I’m pretty sure what she’s getting at is the non literal ‘dirty washing’.
May 7th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
This happened to me recently. I was scared and embarrassed. quite traumatizing actually
May 10th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Referring to the headline: “That’s what she said!”
I can’t believe it took this long for someone to say it.
June 2nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Perhaps a black suitcase with no luggage tag = stacks of crisp $100 bills (especially if you’re jet lagged from your trip to Columbia).