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yaarrrrecession.
On the plus side, global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters will be on the decline.
When the month began, reading news about pirates and the presidents decree to put an end to said piracy was definitely one of the last things I expected to happen. Crazy world.
OOHHHH, ECONOMIC booty. I was worried there for a minute.
Only pirates can save us from the economic downturn ! :)
Clearly a sign of things to come, we are being touched by His noodly appendage!
Ahhh, the romance of the sea… white foam, surf birds, and the occasional hostage situation.
But there’s good news on the economic front: Replacement pirates will be needed (applicants must be willing to relocate).
So, SOME jobs are becoming available…
Yar, it be tough times when we notice that not all pirates be plunderin’ the oceans of the internet and facin’ the scurvy scrutiny of the RIAA.
It’s so strange that we have to worry about pirates in our day and age. Just think, a modern day Pirates of the Caribbean. Where’s Jack Sparrow though?
I want to see how the RIAA would deal with *real* pirates. Who would pay who’s ransom demands?
Are we still here? Because I thought for sure the world had ended yesterday when I read the headline, “pirates vow revenge”. (yes, “headline”)
Lol…she said booty. I’m keeping mine all to mahself (sorry, ladies)
>>curt
Not. Cool. In fact, that’s straight-up offensive. Really, keep that **** to yourself, cuz there’s no place for it here
>>Jessica
Sparrow/Turner for 2012. Our next president will represent an even cooler ethnic group (real pirates are a minority, doncha know), and the VP will be able to send all these lesser pirates straight to the Locker
Something tells me Eric knows nothing about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Now stop staring at my (economic) booty!
>>Jamie
>.< the thought never crossed my mind that curt may have been referring to the F.S.M. I was too busy thinking that he was saying something quite blasphemous, what with the capitalized “His”.
I’ll stare all I want! *maniacal laughter*
theres a website of the church of the flying spaghetti monster. it preaches that the decreaese in pirates is inversly proprtionate to global warming.
http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/
somalia has both the lost global emmisions and the highest number of pirates. a coincidece? i think not!
Eric, blaspheME! BlaspheYOU! BlaspheEverybodyInTheRoom! One man’s blasphemy is another man’s heaven. And God has a giant *****.
(The censored word was “heart”, you perv.)
How come you stopped blogging?