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April 14th, 2009 Jessica Hagy Posted in crime, finances |


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17 Responses to “Less booty to go around.”

  1. dgoemans Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 10:07 am

    yaarrrrecession.

  2. brent Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 10:54 am

    On the plus side, global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters will be on the decline.

  3. Catch Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 11:08 am

    When the month began, reading news about pirates and the presidents decree to put an end to said piracy was definitely one of the last things I expected to happen. Crazy world.

  4. Mike Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 11:24 am

    OOHHHH, ECONOMIC booty. I was worried there for a minute.

  5. Geek Sketches Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Only pirates can save us from the economic downturn ! :)

  6. curt Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    Clearly a sign of things to come, we are being touched by His noodly appendage!

  7. Stripe Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Ahhh, the romance of the sea… white foam, surf birds, and the occasional hostage situation.

    But there’s good news on the economic front: Replacement pirates will be needed (applicants must be willing to relocate).

    So, SOME jobs are becoming available…

  8. Chaz Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Yar, it be tough times when we notice that not all pirates be plunderin’ the oceans of the internet and facin’ the scurvy scrutiny of the RIAA.

  9. Jessica Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    It’s so strange that we have to worry about pirates in our day and age. Just think, a modern day Pirates of the Caribbean. Where’s Jack Sparrow though?

  10. Codon Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    I want to see how the RIAA would deal with *real* pirates. Who would pay who’s ransom demands?

  11. Globular Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    Are we still here? Because I thought for sure the world had ended yesterday when I read the headline, “pirates vow revenge”. (yes, “headline”)

  12. Eric Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    Lol…she said booty. I’m keeping mine all to mahself (sorry, ladies)

    >>curt
    Not. Cool. In fact, that’s straight-up offensive. Really, keep that **** to yourself, cuz there’s no place for it here

    >>Jessica
    Sparrow/Turner for 2012. Our next president will represent an even cooler ethnic group (real pirates are a minority, doncha know), and the VP will be able to send all these lesser pirates straight to the Locker

  13. Jamie Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 1:57 am

    Something tells me Eric knows nothing about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Now stop staring at my (economic) booty!

  14. Eric, Part the Second Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    >>Jamie
    >.< the thought never crossed my mind that curt may have been referring to the F.S.M. I was too busy thinking that he was saying something quite blasphemous, what with the capitalized “His”.

    I’ll stare all I want! *maniacal laughter*

  15. stev Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 10:31 am

    theres a website of the church of the flying spaghetti monster. it preaches that the decreaese in pirates is inversly proprtionate to global warming.
    http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/

    somalia has both the lost global emmisions and the highest number of pirates. a coincidece? i think not!

  16. Jamie Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    Eric, blaspheME! BlaspheYOU! BlaspheEverybodyInTheRoom! One man’s blasphemy is another man’s heaven. And God has a giant *****.

    (The censored word was “heart”, you perv.)

  17. jboo Says:
    January 27th, 2010 at 2:18 am

    How come you stopped blogging?

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