Less booty to go around.
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This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.

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April 14th, 2009 at 10:07 am
yaarrrrecession.
April 14th, 2009 at 10:54 am
On the plus side, global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters will be on the decline.
April 14th, 2009 at 11:08 am
When the month began, reading news about pirates and the presidents decree to put an end to said piracy was definitely one of the last things I expected to happen. Crazy world.
April 14th, 2009 at 11:24 am
OOHHHH, ECONOMIC booty. I was worried there for a minute.
April 14th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Only pirates can save us from the economic downturn !
April 14th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Clearly a sign of things to come, we are being touched by His noodly appendage!
April 14th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Ahhh, the romance of the sea… white foam, surf birds, and the occasional hostage situation.
But there’s good news on the economic front: Replacement pirates will be needed (applicants must be willing to relocate).
So, SOME jobs are becoming available…
April 14th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Yar, it be tough times when we notice that not all pirates be plunderin’ the oceans of the internet and facin’ the scurvy scrutiny of the RIAA.
April 14th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
It’s so strange that we have to worry about pirates in our day and age. Just think, a modern day Pirates of the Caribbean. Where’s Jack Sparrow though?
April 14th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
I want to see how the RIAA would deal with *real* pirates. Who would pay who’s ransom demands?
April 14th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Are we still here? Because I thought for sure the world had ended yesterday when I read the headline, “pirates vow revenge”. (yes, “headline”)
April 14th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Lol…she said booty. I’m keeping mine all to mahself (sorry, ladies)
>>curt
Not. Cool. In fact, that’s straight-up offensive. Really, keep that **** to yourself, cuz there’s no place for it here
>>Jessica
Sparrow/Turner for 2012. Our next president will represent an even cooler ethnic group (real pirates are a minority, doncha know), and the VP will be able to send all these lesser pirates straight to the Locker
April 15th, 2009 at 1:57 am
Something tells me Eric knows nothing about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Now stop staring at my (economic) booty!
April 15th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
>>Jamie
>.< the thought never crossed my mind that curt may have been referring to the F.S.M. I was too busy thinking that he was saying something quite blasphemous, what with the capitalized “His”.
I’ll stare all I want! *maniacal laughter*
April 16th, 2009 at 10:31 am
theres a website of the church of the flying spaghetti monster. it preaches that the decreaese in pirates is inversly proprtionate to global warming.
http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/
somalia has both the lost global emmisions and the highest number of pirates. a coincidece? i think not!
April 16th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Eric, blaspheME! BlaspheYOU! BlaspheEverybodyInTheRoom! One man’s blasphemy is another man’s heaven. And God has a giant *****.
(The censored word was “heart”, you perv.)
January 27th, 2010 at 2:18 am
How come you stopped blogging?