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This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.
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December 31st, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I need to find a vampire to be my investment banker.
December 31st, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I think they live in New York; perhaps the Hamptons in the summer.
December 31st, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I just need to find a way to be a vampire. I’m both too old and too young *not* to work.
December 31st, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Fantastic!
December 31st, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I can finally connect money management to ‘Twilight’ for my 12-year-old daughter!
December 31st, 2008 at 5:21 pm
That is very very clever. I’m impressed.
December 31st, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Good one! Nice application.
Great minds think alike, I guess. I was just talking about interest on my blog yesterday.
Happy New Year 2009 to all!
December 31st, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I think vampires would be chewing on their brokers necks at this point in time.
January 1st, 2009 at 10:51 am
i love you (r blog) so much
keep posting
January 1st, 2009 at 11:10 am
Love the site. My 29-yr-old son told me about it. Is that a sign of old age? When your son actually does know more than you do?
January 2nd, 2009 at 10:45 am
[...] shows the combined power of compound interest and immortality. (If you’ve never taken a look at Indexed, I highly recommend it. It takes roughly 30 seconds [...]
January 4th, 2009 at 9:03 am
Of course, it ignores the newbie vampires who start out working the kill line at the slaughterhouse on third shift.
January 4th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
This is wonderful, one of my favorites in a long time. Tough to beat the inherited privilege of generations spent not dying.
January 9th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Classic. Brava.