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It’s too cold to ride outside anyway.

December 15th, 2008 Jessica Hagy Posted in booze, kids |


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14 Responses to “It’s too cold to ride outside anyway.”

  1. Joshua Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    Psh, it’s not too cold, you just need good gloves. ;)

  2. Joisey Mike Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    Great screaming Jehoshaphat this made me do the laugh. Awesome.

  3. Mike Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    I understand the tags perfectly - booze and kids. But some assembly required = heaven.

  4. Thomas Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    This is why I always give books to my niece and nephews. Even when they were infants I gave them books that would please their parents; they each have a leather bound copy of Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales, for instance.

  5. julie Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Hahaha. Love this one.

  6. yefet Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    this one is wonderful. simple & excellent.

    you could also have it as a graph. More rum & egg nog = lowered craftsmanship on bike. (probably funnier the way you had it).

  7. Jacob Raccuia Says:
    December 16th, 2008 at 1:19 am

    I lol’d.

  8. Andy Says:
    December 16th, 2008 at 2:44 am

    I am beginning to think you have a camera hidden in my house…

  9. GregLondon Says:
    December 16th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    some assembly required. Also required: an english and metric socket set, phillips and regular screwdrivers, air compressor, three different sizes of pliers, a bench vice, mig welder, sawzall, and a nailgun.

    merry (*%#&(*#)@#$% xmas…

  10. Jonathan Says:
    December 17th, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    I have so much to look forward to when my daughter’s toys require more and more assembly… and I, in turn, require more and more libation.

    Oh, GregLondon, that sounds like my last project: Putting together a plastic picnic table with umbrella.

  11. Rae Says:
    December 17th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    If it’s too cold outside, you ride it through the house! DUH!

    Also, rum & nog reminds me of a quip from the xmas episode of a favorite sitcom:
    P: *dumps what’s left of a bottle into a carton* Eggnog?
    L: Sorry, lactose intolerant.
    P: Actually, it’s just rum - it stopped being eggnog like two hours ago.

  12. Jake Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 2:44 am

    A favorite sitcom=Big Bang Theory (FYI)

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    March 14th, 2009 at 8:33 am

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