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This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.
I think that line should be a lot steeper.
It should be steep, then drop off (because as you get too many stains, they will eventually merge into a few big stains before becoming 1 massive floor-wide stain
Um, that’s a log-log cale, right?
Um, that’s a log-log scale, right?
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What kind of floor are you using for a restaurant? Do you see stain at McD
I love the title. It’s really clever.
This is very true. My wife and I try to make up for it by leaving an extra “baby bump”, adding 2 bucks to the tip for each kid with us.
I love this blog, but I can’t follow the RSS feeds anymore, the feedburner link is redirecting to the old site address…
:(
This just confirms why thoughts of children lead to thoughts of grubby little hands…
A lil incident wrt this post:
My friend and I are frequent to McD. The last couple of times we were there, there was a banshee strike.
We usually carry the tray on rotational basis. The second to last time we went there, i dropped the tray as it was too heavy to be held with one hand (I was answering my cell phone). My friend got mad at me and said from next time he’ll carry the tray. I couldn’t agree less. The last time we went he dropped the tray!! :-)
Perfect timing! My daughter and I were just discussing this very fact and that we should add $5 to the bill for floor cleanup.
I love your index cards!
Another witty post. I have something for you here: http://witsandnuts.com/2008/11/12/uber-amazing-blogs/
actually, it should probly also have a peak at 0 – for those nightime establishments.
So, a parabola? Or better yet, A(1+e^-x)..
My wife and I refer to it as our daughter’s debris zone.
Many years ago I waited tables at an Applebee’s in the midwest. Tuesday night was “Kids Night,” and I always told the manager that I had class on Tuesdays, just so I wouldn’t have to work that shift!
Very true!
the little bastards. i mean, i love kids. they are our future and they do say the darndest things (really, darndest? who makes these words up?) but everytime they come in to eat a little part of me hopes they gag on their chicken strips
As a child myself, I am offended by this chart. >:
x-D