The Jackson Pollock at Applebee’s.
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November 11th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I think that line should be a lot steeper.
November 11th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
It should be steep, then drop off (because as you get too many stains, they will eventually merge into a few big stains before becoming 1 massive floor-wide stain
November 11th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Um, that’s a log-log cale, right?
November 11th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Um, that’s a log-log scale, right?
November 11th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
?
What kind of floor are you using for a restaurant? Do you see stain at McD
November 11th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
I love the title. It’s really clever.
November 12th, 2008 at 2:30 am
This is very true. My wife and I try to make up for it by leaving an extra “baby bump”, adding 2 bucks to the tip for each kid with us.
November 12th, 2008 at 9:47 am
I love this blog, but I can’t follow the RSS feeds anymore, the feedburner link is redirecting to the old site address…
November 12th, 2008 at 10:59 am
This just confirms why thoughts of children lead to thoughts of grubby little hands…
November 12th, 2008 at 11:01 am
A lil incident wrt this post:
My friend and I are frequent to McD. The last couple of times we were there, there was a banshee strike.
We usually carry the tray on rotational basis. The second to last time we went there, i dropped the tray as it was too heavy to be held with one hand (I was answering my cell phone). My friend got mad at me and said from next time he’ll carry the tray. I couldn’t agree less. The last time we went he dropped the tray!!
November 12th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Perfect timing! My daughter and I were just discussing this very fact and that we should add $5 to the bill for floor cleanup.
I love your index cards!
November 12th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Another witty post. I have something for you here: http://witsandnuts.com/2008/11/12/uber-amazing-blogs/
November 12th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
actually, it should probly also have a peak at 0 - for those nightime establishments.
So, a parabola? Or better yet, A(1+e^-x)..
November 13th, 2008 at 10:08 am
My wife and I refer to it as our daughter’s debris zone.
November 13th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Many years ago I waited tables at an Applebee’s in the midwest. Tuesday night was “Kids Night,” and I always told the manager that I had class on Tuesdays, just so I wouldn’t have to work that shift!
November 13th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Very true!
November 19th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
the little bastards. i mean, i love kids. they are our future and they do say the darndest things (really, darndest? who makes these words up?) but everytime they come in to eat a little part of me hopes they gag on their chicken strips
November 19th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
As a child myself, I am offended by this chart. >:
x-D