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So, so true.
When will I learn to stop replying to people, only to find out they were talking to someone on their bluetooth?
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Thank God I’m not the only one who can’t tell the difference! :)
Haha very true. But they are so handy when you are driving!
ha, i feel compelled to hold 2 fingers to my earpiece like some secret commando to avoid this very situation.
Although A and B aren’t necessarily disjoint.
So very funny.
Once again, well done.
Carlin had an old bit about this in the pre-cellular era. He said, “You know how there are all these crazy people walking around talking to no one? Maybe we should pair them off so they look like they are having a conversation.”
brilliant.
I remember when bluetooth headsets were first introduced I was wondering what all those people were doing walking around with USB memory sticks in their ears.
I’m not sure you nailed the visuals on this one.
Still, your comics continue to impress.
Yes. Right.
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Haha.. that’s why you don’t wear headsets in public.
I am so glad that others see this as crazy as I do. I dont wear mine in public because I always think those people talking to themselves are crazy until I realized I was one of them too.
I don’t see them as crazy, just boorish and insensitive to the personal space of the people around them.
Do you get the index finger from them when you think they’re talking to you and you start talking back? Bluetooth headsets suck.
So handy when you are driving… Yes and drinking and driving is fun too…
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Very true. This is why I will never get a headset.
I bet there’s a union of A and B.
Agree with Christina – that’s exactly why I still don’t have a headset.
This index card sums up my entire life.
This will be funnier when we have the headset implanted under the skin… No way to tell us apart from the reality-challenged.
I love your site. Keep it up.
You know, you could use it as an excuse to ignore someone you don’t want to talk to. “Oh, I’m sorry! I thought you were talking on your Bluetooth!”
Are you on the left coast yet? We moved to the other one this summer. We all miss Cols but overall it’s a good thing.
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hehe..you rock!
Yeah, I reserve my Bluetooth headset use for when alone/in my car. Never use it on the street or in stores. It’s really kind of rude.
Of course, as any Doctor Who fan will tell you, the bluetooth earpiece leaves you vunerable to mind control and conversion to a Cyberman.