Define ‘nice’ however you like.

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25 Responses to Define ‘nice’ however you like.

  1. Teratohmy says:


  2. Berto says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha! Hilarious!

  3. Mr. BlogaMcWiki says:

    your statements are witty, honest, and accurate… but the will not change reality.

    And the reality is… I love my Zune!

  4. puglyfeet says:

    Man, you’re good.

  5. Anonymous says:

    There’s a difference between ignoring a smart girl and happening to not notice her. It’d be hard to deliberately cast off a smart girl because they can have all sorts of looks. Generally, it seems universal to all girls to be passive rather than aggressive because they don’t like being rejected either (probably moreso than guys) so much so that eventually the guys that’d dig smart just get passive as well, and then everyone’s alone.

    It all works out though!

  6. Jon Willis says:

    I’m feeling depressed after reading Anonymous’s comment :-)

    Just as well I have an ipod, which, from your diagram I have decided is also a pretty, smart girl – obviously hidden in the Extras menu…

  7. IdioticQuixotic says:


  8. mh says:

    Love zune? Is that for reals?

    Been following your observations for a while, even started using your diagrams in conversation to explain things now.

    Agreed. Brilliant.

  9. Daniel says:

    There’s a quote from someone or other (I can’t find it on google, it might have been a friend); ‘Beautiful, Smart, Crazy. Pick two.’ Related, perhaps the subject for another card.

  10. Anonymous says:

    pretty sure that should be “pretty, smart, NOT crazy, pick two”

  11. Recovering Insufferable Nice Guy says:

    Stupid nice guys.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Nice guys always finish last… I would know.

  13. Mrs. Jobs says:

    HAhhah pretty good portrait of what iPod is.

  14. Anonymous says:

    someone explain, please.

  15. Seaurchin says:

    well, according to your graph…a very small percentage of pretty girls ignore the “nice guys”, a very small percentage of nice men ignore the “smart girls”. Seeing that these percentages appear to be so small we can imagine them to be inconsequential (is that a word?)… as some “pretty girls” are indifferent to “nice guys” and again some “pretty girls” like “nice guys”, and some “pretty girls” love “nice guys” apply same to “nice guys” reaction to “smart girls”

  16. littlewing808 says:

    This graph looks like boobs! Coincidence…?

  17. John says:

    The iPod-calibur women ignore nice guys too, it seems.

  18. Anonymous says:

    not mine!

  19. laura says:

    Story of my life, Jessica!

    Have you heard the Pelle Carlberg song Clever Girls Like Clever Boys Much More Than Clever Boys Like Clever Girls?

    A sad reality.

  20. Rebecca says:

    Hehehe Funny!

  21. klm says:

    “It’d be hard to deliberately cast off a smart girl because they can have all sorts of looks.”

    I think Jess is at least crediting the guys with talking with the girl before deciding on her intelligence–rather than judging on looks alone. A generous thought on her part.

  22. Spencer says:

    Haha. Some time ago I wrote an article which seems somewhat appropriate here.

    Thank you for making graphs what they should be: superfuntastichappytime!

  23. Brash Lion says:


  24. Anonymous says:

    daniel and anonymous directly below daniel: “Looks, brains, personality, athleticism; pick two.” At least that’s how I’ve heard it.

  25. hamstap85 says:

    and the ipod neither ignores or is ignored by the nice guy :)