faith / politics Yeah, it’s his perpetually healing blood. But kids can’t drink it. Posted on: February 4, 2025 By : Jessica Hagy
optimism / philosophy / politics You cannot kill me in a way that matters. Posted on: February 4, 2025 By : Jessica Hagy
crime / friends Leave your phone here while you bury the body and we’ll “text each other.” Posted on: January 28, 2025 By : Jessica Hagy
consumption / expectations / parties Same thing, kinda. Posted on: December 31, 2024 By : Jessica Hagy
santa / work The enslaved elves’ hands were heavily scarred and horribly gnarled. Posted on: December 30, 2024 By : Jessica Hagy
school The more we pay teachers, the more money we all save. Posted on: December 12, 2024 By : Jessica Hagy
