This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.

Here's the deal.

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We are so far beyond satire.

Don’t spend real money on fake problems.

And turn the light on for the pizza guy so he doesn’t trip up the steps.

And expensive to banish from your home.