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Back in the late 80s, living in Allentown, PA, a cousin of a friend had been one of the winners of those crazy big multi-million dollar lotteries. Fortunately, they had just moved into a new home. All the critters crawling out from the woodwork wanting a piece of the pie for “sick children” and “debilitating disease” ended up harassing the buyers of their old home.
It’s not just cousins, though. Perfect strangers hassled the winners as well. Each with their tale of woe.
Now if only I could win a lottery to test your theory.
Jessica! It’s me! Your long lost cousin, how are things?
By the way, I heard you won the lottery…Can I have some?
So, I only have one cousin, I guess that limits my winnings…
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