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This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.Subscribe
This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.
Yes, its true that some of the cheaper restaurants serve children, though in their defense, properly prepared, they can be quite tasty.
Couldn’t kids be kept in school 24/7 until about age 21? Call it the 24/7/21 program. I think it would make shopping a lot more peaceful, as well as dining. Write your congressman.
Well hot diggity damn why didn’t I think of that.. no wait… yellow!
You cruel, insensate, cold-blooded fiend! How could you suggest such heartless treatment of poor, innocent teachers!
I suppose you are right, Fireflight. Hadn’t really thought that one through… but don’t those people *like* kids? Maybe a little hazard pay would help. I’m flex.
I like those restaurants where you can pick your own small child in the tank.
“Bring me the brown one, he amuses me!”
– Richard Jeni
that’s it i’m opening a restaurant to buck the trend – filet mignon happy meals and lobster tail fingers
As a parent of a small child, I must say I’m delighted at this correlation.
They use a cookbook!
[Obscure Damon Knight reference.]
As long as you stop short of the obscure Wayne Knight references.
Nah, the dilophosaurus got him, so why bother.
You could also switch the axes, suggesting that this is a “chicken or the egg” problem.
Do families with small children flock to cheap restaurants because of the low prices -or- are restaurants forced to lower their prices in order to combat the negative impact that having small children around has on a restaurant’s desirability?
Yes.