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This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.Subscribe
This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.
As a long-time bearded one, I can say that this is absolutely wrong. It SHOULD say: “Food found in hair.”
Damn! Dr. Rob beat me to it!
Great as always!
The graph should start with a slight y offset to cater to clean shaven guys and girls who still manage to find hair in food ;-)
Eeewwww
This is why I shave the middle part; even sideburns as ginormous as mine are not nearly as prone to food collection/pollution.
This is rank pogonophobia! That you should be trafficking in such hurtful stereotypes in this day and age is extremely disheartening.
All of which is why I have just invented the Facenet(TM). It works just like the food industry standard hairnet, but fits over the entire face like a giant nurse’s mask, with a small hole over the mouth.
Now, even ZZ Top can dish up at Jimmy’s Buffet, without sharing their hair with the other all-you-can-eaters.
@stripe: check the patent office, beardnets have been industry standard in several states for years. Or watch Unwrapped on the food network. I recall Costco requiring them for thier food service workers in 2002.
Sorry, Jeff, I don’t watch TV, but I’ll take your word for it. Phooey! There goes my cushy, beard-padded retirement… alas, the perils of Prior Art. Back to the old drawing board, I guess.
isn’t the inverse also true? length of beard vs food found in hair?