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Fire beating.
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Or the end of a really good date!
A = 3 points on your license
So friction + heart attack + bowling = bad date?
…you’re right, I hate bowling.
With really bad dates, I don’t even stop. I’ll slow to 20, and they can tuck and roll.
D: What children are taught in elementary school to do in case their clothes catch fire.
Seriously. It’s Stop, Drop, and Roll .
(Brought to you by a sometimes fire safety educator.)
To qka — Actually, that was the cultural reference upon which this index card is based, ergo: the title ‘Fire beating’. To barb — Very sharp! ;-)
The intersection of the two, naturally, is when your date dislikes you so much, she sets you on fire.
C = Candy Flipping.
Hahahaha this one is awesome. I love the two levels. Or three levels. All of them.
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