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Thanks for explaining why Santa likes to quaff scotch when he goes on break.

I could also be that the nice Santas have a wet problem after a days worth of scared kids sitting on them.

I would think this would be a step function. Presumably not all children contribute to Santa’s dampness problem. This straight line graph implies that all children contribute.

Although, if the number of children is sufficiently large, I suppose the scaling of the graph could render the step function to appear as a straight line.

@qka

as there are no half or quarter children (at least as far as I know) it actually should be a dotted graph, that is: a dot for every amount of children showing the corresponding dampness. And I don’t see any problem with “every child” contributing to it: every child on his lap makes Santa sweat a little (espacially sitting in clothes made for the northpole in the fully heated mall).
But I see a problem with the maximum capacity of liquid the cloth can hold. Depending on cloth and time of use it will eventually reach a point when no more liquid can be added (so the graph at the end should stop rising but stay on a fix level)!
All of that of course does in no way influence the graph’s conclusion …