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This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.Subscribe
This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.
What, no roadkill?
I think a Wild Turkey could take a hobo in a fight. They are pretty nasty. I would have gone with possum, the other white meat. Or if it’s a southern hobo, armadillo, aka possum on the half shell.
is that an actual wild turkey or Wild Turkey bourbon? I think either one works…
I’m fairly certain she meant Wild Turkey bourbon.
@ qka:
the card is actually labbled “Roadkill” on the back
Tastes like chicken…
Oh Jess you’ve outdone yourself with this one.
Considering “Turkey” is capitalized and “stew” is not, I’m assuming bourbon. And I think that’s all that’s required to muster the guts to hop a train to nowhere, ha!
I’d really like to know what’s in the overlap between pigeon and squirrel, and where I can buy one.
new idea for a mixed drink?
i had to stop and leave a comment since my plans tonight involve Wild Turkey…pigeons and squirrels, though? we’ll see.
Another good one.
The missing bits:
Pigeon/Squirrel – Obscure underground gambling sport
Pigeon/Wild Turkey – Forbidden love
Wild Turkey/Squirrel – North Korean genetics experment
squirrel – pigeon = little known DC comics super hero team that never got off the drawing board.
Pigeon/Wild Turkey = very drunk pigeon.
Wild Turkey/Squirrel = ( 2 x WildTurkey )/( 2 x Squirrel ) = Dick Cheney on a hunting trip = ( Bang! + Ouch )
imo, hobo drinking wild turkey = not that poor for a hobo.
Are you planning on going somewhere?
Hey, I’m really glad I found your blog. It’s refreshingly clever! I draw on notecards as well for my blog, but they tend to be comic strip type of drawings. I really like what you’re doing and am excited to peruse some more of your creations
I hear Garrison Keillor reading the title to this one in a powdered milk biscuits commercial.