Even worse if they’re turned on.
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August 18th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
The “That’s What She Said” part of my brain hoped the title had something to do with people.
August 18th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I think of them as “Winter Lights” and leave them on as long as there is snow on the ground. Luckily, I have no need for online dating profiles.
August 18th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Lucky for us my dad is pretty good about taking the lights down shortly after New Year’s. Living in Southern California, we don’t have snow cover to justify leaving them up until March!
August 18th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
seriously. take down the lights already!
August 18th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
If I took down my Christmas lights now, I’d have to procrastinate about putting them back up until next spring.
August 18th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I do unplug the lights but why undo something you’ll just have to do again next year???? Next thing you know you’ll want people to put their lawnmower away!
August 18th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Ouch! That one stings. And I don’t do xmas…
August 18th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Lol, so true ><
August 19th, 2009 at 9:05 am
This is hysterical. I’m posting it to my FB page now.
August 19th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
No no no, these aren’t Christmas lights, they’re HALLOWEEN lights.
And Easter lights…
… Nevermind.
–Ember–
August 19th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
My uncle has left his lights up for 3 years. When I asked why he said “I turn them on when I feel sad and lonely”.
Then I felt bad for immediately changing the topic.
August 20th, 2009 at 4:54 am
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Your ass
August 20th, 2009 at 11:51 am
This one’s great!
October 27th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I just cancelled my chemistry.com account after seeing this, as it made me cry, on the inside.