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July 28th, 2009 Jessica Hagy Posted in creeps |


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15 Responses to “Scary dairy.”

  1. ben Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    There is also a scale of dairy product coldness in this graph. Perhaps this relates to the sexual tendancies of the particular vendor.

  2. Eric Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 11:00 am

    This is how lactose intolerance begins.

  3. mandy Minor Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 11:19 am

    You think if things in the most interesting way! Never would’ve thought of this, but I luff it.

  4. Mike Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    ‘A’ is true. I saw it on TV.

  5. Robert K Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Care to tell us what the blank space in the middle where all four circles overlap might be?

    I’m thinking, “Proposition 8″ ;-)

  6. Chaz Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    So, if one is both an ice cream truck driver AND a milkman …

    “It ain’t kidnappin’, he’s my son!”

  7. nsk Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    @Robert K ….all 4 circled do not intersect anywhere. I suspect the “blank space in the middle” you have referred to is actually “Kids AND Urban Legends BUT NOT (Ice Cream Man or Milk Man)”

  8. Hertne Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Intersection of Ice Cream Man & Kids == Happy Kids
    Intersection of Ice Cream Man & Urban Legengs == Microwave Kitty Push Pops
    Intersection of Urban Legends & Milk Man == Happy House Wife
    Intersection of Kids & Urban Legends == Pop Rocks & Pepsi
    Intersection of Milk Man & Kids == Cheesy 1950s sitcom.

  9. Kelsey Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    I would call these suburban legends, as opposed to urban ones.

  10. Pan Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    @nsk… Why do people get so upset and condescending about the interpretation of humorous ven diagrams on this blog?

    The one is question (like all of them) is hilarious though.

  11. Cecilia Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 12:08 am

    I thought it was the mailman, personally… Maybe the UPS guy. :) I haven’t seen a milkman around the ‘hood in ages!

  12. chris Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 4:21 am

    Overlap of kids and milkman

    =

    summer job

    OR

    milk theft

  13. Mike Skocko Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 8:49 am

    I actually did laugh out loud. You are brilliant!

  14. Ask the milk man « Megs Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 9:24 am

    [...] Ask the milk man August 6, 2009 Filed under: Uncategorized — Meghan @ 8:19 pm Scary dairy. [...]

  15. Phreesh Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    This one stands out as particularly hilarious.

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