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This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.Subscribe
This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.
Not sure how “Mormon” relates?
Tom: Mormons aren’t allowed to drink, but they are expected to visit each other frequently.
The person with depression has more alcohol than the entire celebration.
It’s easier to get enough alcohol for everyone than it is to get enough to cure depression, so I think it’s pretty accurate. Besides, you certainly have less if everyone’s around to drink it all for you.
Mormons choose not to drink and visit others by choice. You make them sound enslaved, David.
We went through a financial tightness, not foreclosure, mind you. So the same day that something bad happened in our social circle a couple of Mormons showed up. So the Mormon reference totally works for me.
Hehe I’m a Mormon, and I think this one’s great! Always loving these Jessica, keep it up.
heard a joke once.
“how do you keep a mormon from drinking your beer on fishing trips?
bring two. one mormon guy will drink your beer, but two mormon guys will look at each other and not drink anything.”
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@iratecat: Hah! That is pretty amusing, even if a bit off-color (just in case those HR people from a few cards back are still lurking…)
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I love this blog. Nice intellectual laughs. The mormon dig from Iratecat is a bit disappointing really. But this one is hilarious. What can i say? We mormons have a lot of friends. I’m not complaining.
I wonder what do depressed mormons do…
Mormons don’t get depressed :P
Loosen up Keenan, that’s actually pretty funny. Best way to increase the stigma surrounding our religion is to act all hurt when people make a joke that HUMANISES us. It might not be true of the majority, but I’m sure there’s more than a few of whom it is.
I have to agree with “it could always be works” Good point! I’m Mormon and I don’t drink and I visit people often. I love this one.
@iratecat, the joke is why don’t you take just one Mormon fishing? He’ll drink all your beer.
(Mormon, first heard the joke in Elder’s quorum, told by a member of the bishopric).
Along that line, the chart could also be interpreted to mean, Mormon’s get rid of all the booze when they’re expecting company.
HAHA Mormons