The foreclosure people drank it all weeks ago.

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17 Responses to The foreclosure people drank it all weeks ago.

  1. Tom Rod says:

    Not sure how “Mormon” relates?

  2. David says:

    Tom: Mormons aren’t allowed to drink, but they are expected to visit each other frequently.

  3. Charles says:

    The person with depression has more alcohol than the entire celebration.

  4. Chaz says:

    It’s easier to get enough alcohol for everyone than it is to get enough to cure depression, so I think it’s pretty accurate. Besides, you certainly have less if everyone’s around to drink it all for you.

  5. Evan says:

    Mormons choose not to drink and visit others by choice. You make them sound enslaved, David.

  6. Stephen says:

    We went through a financial tightness, not foreclosure, mind you. So the same day that something bad happened in our social circle a couple of Mormons showed up. So the Mormon reference totally works for me.

  7. Josh says:

    Hehe I’m a Mormon, and I think this one’s great! Always loving these Jessica, keep it up.

  8. iratecat says:

    heard a joke once.
    “how do you keep a mormon from drinking your beer on fishing trips?
    bring two. one mormon guy will drink your beer, but two mormon guys will look at each other and not drink anything.”

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  10. Chaz says:

    @iratecat: Hah! That is pretty amusing, even if a bit off-color (just in case those HR people from a few cards back are still lurking…)

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  12. Keenan says:

    I love this blog. Nice intellectual laughs. The mormon dig from Iratecat is a bit disappointing really. But this one is hilarious. What can i say? We mormons have a lot of friends. I’m not complaining.

  13. rei.lento says:

    I wonder what do depressed mormons do…

  14. It could always be worse says:

    Mormons don’t get depressed :P
    Loosen up Keenan, that’s actually pretty funny. Best way to increase the stigma surrounding our religion is to act all hurt when people make a joke that HUMANISES us. It might not be true of the majority, but I’m sure there’s more than a few of whom it is.

  15. Jenn says:

    I have to agree with “it could always be works” Good point! I’m Mormon and I don’t drink and I visit people often. I love this one.

  16. marcus says:

    @iratecat, the joke is why don’t you take just one Mormon fishing? He’ll drink all your beer.
    (Mormon, first heard the joke in Elder’s quorum, told by a member of the bishopric).

    Along that line, the chart could also be interpreted to mean, Mormon’s get rid of all the booze when they’re expecting company.

  17. Johnson says:

    HAHA Mormons