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January 2nd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
A: Lottery Winner
B: Homeless shelter volunteer
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
A: Paris Hilton
B: College Student
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:09 pm
A. Larry the Cable Guy
B. Mother Teresa
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
B-Teachers
A-Mayor Bloomberg
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:11 pm
B = Saints
A = Sinners
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:13 pm
A: College Students
B: High School Teachers
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:14 pm
A: Pop musicians
B: Classical composers
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:14 pm
A: “.Com bubble” college drop-out
B: Scholarship candidate
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:16 pm
A - Paris Hilton
B - Gandhi
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:18 pm
A = NASCAR
B = Formula 1 Racing
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:19 pm
B: The best students studying to join the IT field
A: The best workers actually in the IT field
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:22 pm
A. Second-hand suit
B. Heroin chic
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:22 pm
A: Furs
B: Patched Tweed
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
A: Reality TV “Survivors”
B: Survivors
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:24 pm
A - The Roman Empire
B - The Roman Republic
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:25 pm
A = Scarlet O’Hara (pre-war)
B = Scarlet O’Hara (post-war)
(My first reaction was the Hilton/Gandhi above but Radha Mukkai beat me to it.)
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:25 pm
A. Donald Trump
B. Mother Theresa
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
A: WalMart shopper
B: WalMart shunner
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:29 pm
A) Lifetime politician
B) Lifetime volunteer
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
A: Lives off Daddy
B: Works for a living
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
A. My boss
B. Me
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
A. Bernie Madoff
B. Ghandi
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
A. Tele-evangelists
B. Human Rights workers
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:44 pm
A. Ted Haggard
B. Jesus
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
B= tastefully simple
A= simply tactless
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm
A: Most Celebrities
B: Family Dinner at Christmas
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
A. Envy
B. Pity
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
A=talks Christian
B=acts Christian
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
A: Well-known
B. Known well
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
A: Too many professional athletes
B: Too many teachers
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
A. Self-made parking garage magnate who buys an earldom.
B. Sold the earldom to A.
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:54 pm
A. Paris Hilton
B. The University of California
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:02 pm
A. Accountant’s client
B. Accountant’s fiction
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
A - Wall St.
B - Main St.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I just thought it might be an image of direct correlation, and need no further explanation!
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
A: Pop musicians
B: Classical composers
I’d go with that one, except for quite a few classical composers were very, very wealthy in their day. I’m sure some did live rather sparse lives, but of all the ones for whom I have some knowledge about their personal life, all the well-known classical composers lived pretty posh lives.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:06 pm
hey, not really submitting, but I think Ghandi rather lacked class. He refused penicillin for his wife and left her to die painfully (then twice accepted western medicine save his own life, appendectomy and I forget), participated as a mercenary in 2 foreign wars (non-violent?), and in his dotage always kept a bunch of young naked women in his bed while shunning his wife.
I think he just had good p.r. not class.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:34 pm
A: Mother Teresa
B: People She Only Cared About Converting
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:35 pm
A: Talking the talk
B: Walking the walk
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Wow. Great entries!
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
New book coming up. “The Reader’s Index”.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
A: Washington, D.C.
B: The nonprofit sector
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
A. Teachers that lecture
B. Teachers that teach
(in my experience anyway.)
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
A. The Office of the President of the United States now
B. The Office of the President of the United States 100 years ago
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
A. Emperor Caligula
B. Emperor Norton
though the best entries by far are Saints/Sinners and Roman Republic/Roman Empire
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:27 pm
A: Changing your will to make your kids visit
B: A hobo in a tuxedo
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:28 pm
A. Tara Reid
B. Princess Di
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:30 pm
A. Televangelists
B. Most pastors I know
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:30 pm
A: Paris Hilton
B: Concierge at the Paris Hilton
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:34 pm
A: Bill Gates
B: My college IT professor
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Title: Audience Self-Insertion
A: People who ridicule the poor for being poor.
(Undisputed)
B: “Me, who ridicules the rich for having more money/opportunities than I. Meanwhile, the last time I helped my fellow man was when I ‘donated’ a dime to the local hobo.”
(Disputed)
**Note: This is not intended to say anything about anyone’s particular post. Just a general trend in how we work.
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:14 pm
A: Dylan
B: Springsteen
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:35 pm
A: Al Sharpton
B: Martin Luther King
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:41 pm
“A. The Office of the President of the United States now
B. The Office of the President of the United States 100 years ago”
Well, we’ve had some pretty poor presidents in the past as well. Andrew Jackson comes to mind.
I think the best so far is Roman Empire/Roman Republic
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:52 pm
A: Frappuccino
B: Cup o’ Joe
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:52 pm
I dunno but I keep picturing a line along the x-axis labeled “school in summer.”
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Ha, I looked at the title and thought something completely different at first glance. I interpreted it as: “based on the comments you make on my comics, I will know how much class and wealth you have.”
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:08 pm
A. Pirates
B. Ninjas
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:12 pm
A. New Money
B. Old Money
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:21 pm
A. puff daddy
B. my daddy
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
A. Tabloid newspapers
B. Independent newspapers
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:55 pm
A. Paris Hilton
B. Wolfgang Mozart
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:00 pm
whoops! I assumed A was on top and B on bottom!
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:01 pm
B-public schools
A-private schools
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:19 pm
A - Fred Thompson
B - Fred Rogers
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:24 pm
You can’t get from point A to point B.
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:26 pm
A = A list
B = B list
Money makes the world go round. Class is a spiritual asset. This is the world, therefore… wealth is A list and class is B list.
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:51 pm
A=Paris Hilton
B=(The) Paris Hilton
Definitely close to Jason’s, above.
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:54 pm
A. New Money
B. Old Money
January 2nd, 2009 at 8:43 pm
a: american religious institutions
b: the actually faithful
January 2nd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
A. Dr. Pepper
B. Dr. Feelgood
January 2nd, 2009 at 9:39 pm
A: On the Ballot
B: Waiting in line to vote
January 2nd, 2009 at 9:41 pm
A: “…and I’m a PC”
B: “Hello, I’m a Mac.”
January 2nd, 2009 at 9:43 pm
A: “PRAISE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
B: Jesus
January 2nd, 2009 at 9:53 pm
A: The USA
B: The UK
January 2nd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
A: Russian mafia lords
B: Characters from a Dostoievski book
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:30 pm
A: Tony, my bus driver
B: Larry, The Cable Guy
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:45 pm
A: Religion
B: Religious
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:46 pm
A. Democrats
B. Republicans
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:53 pm
A. Managers in Real Economy companies
B. Investment Bankers
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:55 pm
A. Drives a Volvo
B. Drives a Corvette
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:01 am
A. Dancing with the Stars contestant
B. Classical ballet performer
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:27 am
A. Religious
B. Spiritual
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:32 am
Joe v. Frappuccino is excellent.
A. Failing CEO’s with bonuses (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28112397/)
B. Teachers without cost-of-living raises, let alone bonuses.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:36 am
A. The BCS System
B. University of Utah Football
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:45 am
A. Republicans
B. Democrats
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:04 am
B: Rogue
A: 65 gp
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:51 am
A: This comment
B: Your mom
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:58 am
“Nick Nichols Says:
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:24 pm
You can’t get from point A to point B.”
Well, someone who was rich enough (and classless enough) to be at point A, but had a change of heart and gave away all that money… would be pretty classy in my book. So I’d say it’s very possible.
January 3rd, 2009 at 3:23 am
B to A : The journey of most artists !
January 3rd, 2009 at 4:29 am
Once again, being too specific results in being rather anile (anybody want to graph this?).
Notice the period? It is obviously a class selector for the Hindu caste system. (CSS = Caste System Selector). I’ll bet the standard is now that today’s street vendors are much wealthier than the Brahmin in a business suit standing next to him.
namaste dost
January 3rd, 2009 at 6:05 am
A: Pursuit of wealth
B: Pursuit of happiness
Or,
A: Hollywood
B: Broadway
(relatively, at least)
January 3rd, 2009 at 6:15 am
A = B: Only in the OC.
January 3rd, 2009 at 6:20 am
A:”Hello, I’m a Mac…”
B:”…and I’m a PC.”
Oops.
January 3rd, 2009 at 9:14 am
Yikes!
A=Fox News; B=C-SPAN?
You know what, nevermind, that sucked. Strike that one out. By the way, I’m a little behind on the times, but I picked your book up recently. Thanks… hope signs point to another one being made down the road.
January 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 am
A. NBA
B. WNBA
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:11 am
A: Politicians
B: People I would trust to run the government
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Title: When money meets conscience
A = malevolent
B = benevolent
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:32 pm
A: Preps
B: Nerds
going off the top-of-the-class, bottom-of-the-class idea, and not the normal ‘class’ thought
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I had to come back and be comment 100. Mark Twain would be proud of you getting all these people to white wash your fence for you.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
The title: “I’ve got friends in low places” comes to mind . . .
Nice Twain reference, Mike.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Anyone out there with both class and wealth? Point c, I wonder?
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:32 pm
A: Jobs
B: Woz (relatively speaking)
and
A: Gates
B: Stallman
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:43 pm
A: Religion
B: Philosophy
Now that I’ve offended you, realize that the main reason I say this is the wealth part, as class is far more… disputable.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:58 pm
A: Entrepreneurs
B: Intellectuals
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:02 pm
A. a lot of people whom I’d wish to insult.
B. me.
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:24 pm
A,B = Basis for a screenplay.
January 3rd, 2009 at 3:31 pm
A. pushing for deregulation
B. pushing for regulation
January 3rd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
a: Republicans and Democrats
b: third parties
January 3rd, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I’d be interested to see what people identify with C: a lot of class and a lot of wealth and D: no class and no wealth
Meanwhile…
A (no class and a lot of wealth): today’s TV journalists
B (no wealth and a lot of class): soldiers and the families they’ve left behind
January 3rd, 2009 at 4:34 pm
A: Summer blockbuster action flick
B: Really, really good film
January 3rd, 2009 at 4:55 pm
A: Beverly Hillbillies
B: Beverly Hills Cop
January 3rd, 2009 at 5:46 pm
A: Someone who does what he allways wanted.
B: Someone who does what his father did.
January 3rd, 2009 at 6:53 pm
A = college graduate after going to all classes.
B = high school drop-out that discovers a useful product, patents it, and then has it stocked at Wal-Mart.
January 3rd, 2009 at 7:26 pm
A. Detroit CEO’s flying private jets to Washington seeking bailout funds.
B. Folks carpooling to Washington for the inauguration.
January 3rd, 2009 at 8:57 pm
A=Night Stripper
B=Day Stripper
January 4th, 2009 at 12:58 am
a)50 cent
b)Jerry Garcia
January 4th, 2009 at 1:41 am
A: five foot tall bouquet of roses
B: handwritten letter with a rose petal
A: starbucks
B: mr. coffee
C: local coffee shop
D: “complimentary” coffee
A: country
B: indie
January 4th, 2009 at 3:12 am
A: 4chan
oh…wait…that would go under zero money, zero class.
January 4th, 2009 at 4:03 am
A: Buying a penguin to place in a tux-t-shirt
B: Renting a tux
January 4th, 2009 at 4:39 am
A: everybody I can think of
A: everybody else
January 4th, 2009 at 4:52 am
A. inheriting a buck
B. earning a buck
C. wisely saving/investing a buck
D. spending a buck
BTW: I had to add “wisely” to C. to account for today’s economic landscape
January 4th, 2009 at 5:27 am
A: Dishonest
B: Honest
January 4th, 2009 at 5:36 am
A. Illinois governors
B. I didn’t vote for them
January 4th, 2009 at 10:06 am
A = You
B = Me
January 4th, 2009 at 10:54 am
A: Humvees
B: Bicycles
January 4th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
A. Andrew Jackson
B. Sequoyah
January 4th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
N Says:
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:43 pm
A: Religion
B: Philosophy
i was thinking about the same thing, but then again, in some countries Philosophy IS religion.
A: bankers
B: volunteers
c(upper right corner): philanthropists(or whatever the proper way is to spell it)
d(bottom left corner): raper
January 4th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
A. Foie gras
B. A duck
January 4th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
A = Windows
B = Linux
January 4th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
A Lasagne and chianti
B Sacher and coffee
January 4th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
A: President of the United States now
B: President of the United Sates in three weeks
January 4th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
A: Hollywood Blockbusters
B: Independent Cinema
or alternatively
A: Oscar
B: Palm d’Or
January 4th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
B: me
A: not me
January 4th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
B: indie
A: “indie”
January 4th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
A: Aborted Nazi Fetus
B: Regular Aborted Fetus
January 5th, 2009 at 2:37 am
Touched on before:
A: Likes to think it’s B.
January 5th, 2009 at 2:42 am
A: Paris Hilton and such like
B: Me
January 5th, 2009 at 4:19 am
Politicians and Teachers is a great one
A: Ordering spaghetti in a 4-star restaurant
B: Making spaghetti for your friends
January 5th, 2009 at 5:44 am
A: What we desire.
B: I hope this is what we truly desire.
January 5th, 2009 at 7:06 am
A=Hair Metal Guitar Players
January 5th, 2009 at 7:07 am
A=Hair Metal Guitar Players
B=Jazz Guitar Players
January 5th, 2009 at 8:28 am
A: Illinios Residents
B: Rod Blagovich
January 5th, 2009 at 8:29 am
A sex in a crop field
B sex in a crowdy party
January 5th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Whoops. Reverse that.
A; Rod Blagovich
B; Illinios Residents
January 5th, 2009 at 8:35 am
crowded.
January 5th, 2009 at 8:51 am
A: Emperor Pilaf
B: Goku
January 5th, 2009 at 9:14 am
I think that everyone is confusing Class and Wealth with Good and Bad.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Paris Hilton > A < B
The most chosen name- not for her wealth but for her lack of class…
January 5th, 2009 at 10:52 am
A. Star Wars
B. Firefly/Serenity
January 5th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Also:
A: New “The Day the Earth Stood Still”
B: Old “The Day the Earth Stood Still”
January 5th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
A. Sex in the City heroines
B. Jane Austen heroines
January 5th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
This comment thread is evidence, if we needed any, of why so many follow Indexed - and so few can follow suit.
January 5th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
A: Expendable
B: Dependable
January 5th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
A: Los Angelites
B: New Yorkers
January 5th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
[...] love Indexed! It took me a second to get this one… Yesterday’s was good too, she drew the graph and had the readers label the data [...]
January 5th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
A = the current Madonna
B = the original Madonna
January 5th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
A low-class snob plays the B side of Mozart.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Would have worked better if the letters were switched…
A high-class hooker walks into a bar….
January 6th, 2009 at 12:12 am
A: Matter
B: Anti-matter
January 6th, 2009 at 10:39 am
A: Starwars
B: 2001
January 6th, 2009 at 10:42 am
A:War
B:Peace
January 6th, 2009 at 10:45 am
A: Fox
B: BBC
January 6th, 2009 at 10:55 am
A: Divorce
B: Love
January 7th, 2009 at 7:44 am
A: Work
B: Time @ College
January 7th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
blog writter
blog reader
??? - haha!
January 7th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
A - The New York Yankees
B - The Other 30 Teams
January 7th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
A: former five year old rebel
B: former five year old teacher’s pet
January 7th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
A - $10 donation to charity.
B - $10 donation to charity.
January 7th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
A and B both represent # of children in a classroom
January 7th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
A: MBA’s
B: PhD’s
January 8th, 2009 at 12:16 am
as per D&D v3.5 rules
A: Druid
B: Rogue
January 8th, 2009 at 10:30 am
A - Middle Class
B - Working Class
January 9th, 2009 at 11:38 am
A: Russia
B: Harlem
January 9th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
A - B
B - A
One who has class is wealthy through their appreciation of what they have.
January 10th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
A (Wealth, but no class) - Bush
B (Class, but no wealth) - Bartlett
January 10th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
A:”stars”
B:”leaves”
…referring of course to Siddhartha. For some reason my class during Seminar shot down “leaves” as worse off in the search for Nirvana but I differ. It’s a circle you see, with you on one side and Nirvana on the opposite 180.
Some people let destiny shape them.
Some people set their own destiny.
You could either strive forward or fall backward, but eventually, hopefully, you reach the other side…
January 12th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I know I’m a good 8 days late with this, but:
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 2000TH CARD, INDEXED!! MAY YOU SEE 2000 MORE! (and them more after that, too)
January 28th, 2009 at 10:31 am
A = Donating time
B = Donating money
January 28th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Whoops - I got them backwards.
February 14th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
A: Collegeboard
B: Students who fail Collegeboard exams because they know too much material and get confused
February 16th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
A: New DBZ live action movie
B: old school DBZ
February 18th, 2009 at 12:26 am
a. the north
b. the south
a. big businesses
b. small churches
February 19th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
A. The outgoing president.
B. The incoming president.
February 20th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
A: Hangin’ with a hooker
B: Hangin’ with my mom
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:55 pm
A = Blogs
B = Maxim
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Strike that, reverse it.
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:03 pm
HistoricStitcher had the right idea, but maybe
B: Tastefully simple
A: Simply tasteless
April 5th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
A. Paper Profits / Prophets
B. Paper Puppets
April 15th, 2009 at 9:07 am
A: Hummer Limos
B: Jazz Bands
May 12th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
A: Politicians Who Cut Education Budgets
B: Our School Systems
C (lots of Wealth & Class): High School Dropouts
D (lacking Wealth & Class): College Graduates
Both definitions of the word ‘class’ used.
May 15th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
A - How we appear.
B - How we are.
Figure it out. You could switch it if you’re pessimistic… or Anti-Western-Society.