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  1. A: Lottery Winner
    B: Homeless shelter volunteer

  2. A: Paris Hilton
    B: College Student

  3. A. Larry the Cable Guy
    B. Mother Teresa

  4. B-Teachers
    A-Mayor Bloomberg

  5. B = Saints
    A = Sinners

  6. A: College Students
    B: High School Teachers

  7. A: Pop musicians
    B: Classical composers

  8. A: “.Com bubble” college drop-out
    B: Scholarship candidate

  9. A - Paris Hilton
    B - Gandhi

  10. A = NASCAR
    B = Formula 1 Racing

  11. B: The best students studying to join the IT field

    A: The best workers actually in the IT field

  12. A. Second-hand suit
    B. Heroin chic

  13. A: Furs
    B: Patched Tweed

  14. LittleBobbyTables Says:

    A: Reality TV “Survivors”
    B: Survivors

  15. A - The Roman Empire
    B - The Roman Republic

  16. A = Scarlet O’Hara (pre-war)
    B = Scarlet O’Hara (post-war)

    (My first reaction was the Hilton/Gandhi above but Radha Mukkai beat me to it.)

  17. A. Donald Trump
    B. Mother Theresa

  18. A: WalMart shopper
    B: WalMart shunner

  19. A) Lifetime politician
    B) Lifetime volunteer

  20. A: Lives off Daddy
    B: Works for a living

  21. A. My boss
    B. Me

  22. A. Bernie Madoff
    B. Ghandi

  23. A. Tele-evangelists
    B. Human Rights workers

  24. A. Ted Haggard
    B. Jesus

  25. B= tastefully simple
    A= simply tactless

  26. A: Most Celebrities
    B: Family Dinner at Christmas

  27. A. Envy
    B. Pity

  28. A=talks Christian
    B=acts Christian

  29. A: Well-known
    B. Known well

  30. A: Too many professional athletes
    B: Too many teachers

  31. A. Self-made parking garage magnate who buys an earldom.

    B. Sold the earldom to A.

  32. A. Paris Hilton
    B. The University of California

  33. A. Accountant’s client
    B. Accountant’s fiction

  34. A Nony Mouse Says:

    A - Wall St.
    B - Main St.

  35. I just thought it might be an image of direct correlation, and need no further explanation! :)

  36. A: Pop musicians
    B: Classical composers

    I’d go with that one, except for quite a few classical composers were very, very wealthy in their day. I’m sure some did live rather sparse lives, but of all the ones for whom I have some knowledge about their personal life, all the well-known classical composers lived pretty posh lives.

  37. hey, not really submitting, but I think Ghandi rather lacked class. He refused penicillin for his wife and left her to die painfully (then twice accepted western medicine save his own life, appendectomy and I forget), participated as a mercenary in 2 foreign wars (non-violent?), and in his dotage always kept a bunch of young naked women in his bed while shunning his wife.

    I think he just had good p.r. not class.

  38. A: Mother Teresa
    B: People She Only Cared About Converting

  39. A: Talking the talk
    B: Walking the walk

  40. Wow. Great entries!

  41. New book coming up. “The Reader’s Index”.

  42. A: Washington, D.C.
    B: The nonprofit sector

  43. A. Teachers that lecture
    B. Teachers that teach

    (in my experience anyway.)

  44. A. The Office of the President of the United States now
    B. The Office of the President of the United States 100 years ago

  45. A. Emperor Caligula
    B. Emperor Norton

    though the best entries by far are Saints/Sinners and Roman Republic/Roman Empire

  46. A: Changing your will to make your kids visit
    B: A hobo in a tuxedo

  47. A. Tara Reid
    B. Princess Di

  48. A. Televangelists
    B. Most pastors I know

  49. A: Paris Hilton
    B: Concierge at the Paris Hilton

  50. A: Bill Gates
    B: My college IT professor

  51. Title: Audience Self-Insertion

    A: People who ridicule the poor for being poor.
    (Undisputed)
    B: “Me, who ridicules the rich for having more money/opportunities than I. Meanwhile, the last time I helped my fellow man was when I ‘donated’ a dime to the local hobo.”
    (Disputed)

    **Note: This is not intended to say anything about anyone’s particular post. Just a general trend in how we work.

  52. A: Dylan
    B: Springsteen

  53. A: Al Sharpton
    B: Martin Luther King

  54. “A. The Office of the President of the United States now
    B. The Office of the President of the United States 100 years ago”

    Well, we’ve had some pretty poor presidents in the past as well. Andrew Jackson comes to mind.

    I think the best so far is Roman Empire/Roman Republic

  55. A: Frappuccino
    B: Cup o’ Joe

  56. I dunno but I keep picturing a line along the x-axis labeled “school in summer.”

  57. Ha, I looked at the title and thought something completely different at first glance. I interpreted it as: “based on the comments you make on my comics, I will know how much class and wealth you have.”

  58. A. Pirates
    B. Ninjas

  59. A. New Money
    B. Old Money

  60. A. puff daddy
    B. my daddy

  61. A. Tabloid newspapers
    B. Independent newspapers

  62. A. Paris Hilton
    B. Wolfgang Mozart

  63. whoops! I assumed A was on top and B on bottom!

  64. B-public schools
    A-private schools

  65. A - Fred Thompson
    B - Fred Rogers

  66. You can’t get from point A to point B.

  67. A = A list
    B = B list

    Money makes the world go round. Class is a spiritual asset. This is the world, therefore… wealth is A list and class is B list.

  68. A=Paris Hilton
    B=(The) Paris Hilton

    Definitely close to Jason’s, above.

  69. A. New Money
    B. Old Money

  70. a: american religious institutions
    b: the actually faithful

  71. A. Dr. Pepper
    B. Dr. Feelgood

  72. A: On the Ballot
    B: Waiting in line to vote

  73. A: “…and I’m a PC”
    B: “Hello, I’m a Mac.”

  74. A: “PRAISE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    B: Jesus

  75. John Dekker Says:

    A: The USA
    B: The UK

  76. A: Russian mafia lords
    B: Characters from a Dostoievski book

  77. A: Tony, my bus driver
    B: Larry, The Cable Guy

  78. A: Religion
    B: Religious

  79. A. Democrats
    B. Republicans

  80. A. Managers in Real Economy companies
    B. Investment Bankers

  81. A. Drives a Volvo
    B. Drives a Corvette

  82. A. Dancing with the Stars contestant
    B. Classical ballet performer

  83. A. Religious
    B. Spiritual

  84. Joe v. Frappuccino is excellent.

    A. Failing CEO’s with bonuses (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28112397/)
    B. Teachers without cost-of-living raises, let alone bonuses.

  85. A. The BCS System
    B. University of Utah Football

  86. A. Republicans
    B. Democrats

  87. B: Rogue
    A: 65 gp

  88. A: This comment
    B: Your mom

  89. “Nick Nichols Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    You can’t get from point A to point B.”

    Well, someone who was rich enough (and classless enough) to be at point A, but had a change of heart and gave away all that money… would be pretty classy in my book. So I’d say it’s very possible.

  90. B to A : The journey of most artists !

  91. Fluidly Unsure Says:

    Once again, being too specific results in being rather anile (anybody want to graph this?).

    Notice the period? It is obviously a class selector for the Hindu caste system. (CSS = Caste System Selector). I’ll bet the standard is now that today’s street vendors are much wealthier than the Brahmin in a business suit standing next to him.

    namaste dost

  92. A: Pursuit of wealth
    B: Pursuit of happiness

    Or,
    A: Hollywood
    B: Broadway
    (relatively, at least)

  93. A = B: Only in the OC.

  94. A:”Hello, I’m a Mac…”
    B:”…and I’m a PC.”

    Oops.

  95. Yikes!

    A=Fox News; B=C-SPAN?

    You know what, nevermind, that sucked. Strike that one out. By the way, I’m a little behind on the times, but I picked your book up recently. Thanks… hope signs point to another one being made down the road.

  96. A. NBA
    B. WNBA

  97. A: Politicians
    B: People I would trust to run the government

  98. Title: When money meets conscience
    A = malevolent
    B = benevolent

  99. A: Preps
    B: Nerds
    going off the top-of-the-class, bottom-of-the-class idea, and not the normal ‘class’ thought ;)

  100. I had to come back and be comment 100. Mark Twain would be proud of you getting all these people to white wash your fence for you.

  101. The title: “I’ve got friends in low places” comes to mind . . .

    Nice Twain reference, Mike.

  102. Anyone out there with both class and wealth? Point c, I wonder?

  103. A: Jobs
    B: Woz (relatively speaking)
    and
    A: Gates
    B: Stallman

  104. A: Religion
    B: Philosophy

    Now that I’ve offended you, realize that the main reason I say this is the wealth part, as class is far more… disputable.

  105. A: Entrepreneurs
    B: Intellectuals

  106. A. a lot of people whom I’d wish to insult.
    B. me.

  107. A,B = Basis for a screenplay.

  108. A. pushing for deregulation
    B. pushing for regulation

  109. a: Republicans and Democrats
    b: third parties

  110. I’d be interested to see what people identify with C: a lot of class and a lot of wealth and D: no class and no wealth

    Meanwhile…

    A (no class and a lot of wealth): today’s TV journalists

    B (no wealth and a lot of class): soldiers and the families they’ve left behind

  111. Steve in Jersey Says:

    A: Summer blockbuster action flick
    B: Really, really good film

  112. A: Beverly Hillbillies
    B: Beverly Hills Cop

  113. A: Someone who does what he allways wanted.
    B: Someone who does what his father did.

  114. A = college graduate after going to all classes.

    B = high school drop-out that discovers a useful product, patents it, and then has it stocked at Wal-Mart.

  115. A. Detroit CEO’s flying private jets to Washington seeking bailout funds.
    B. Folks carpooling to Washington for the inauguration.

  116. A=Night Stripper
    B=Day Stripper

  117. a)50 cent
    b)Jerry Garcia

  118. A: five foot tall bouquet of roses
    B: handwritten letter with a rose petal

    A: starbucks
    B: mr. coffee
    C: local coffee shop
    D: “complimentary” coffee

    A: country
    B: indie

  119. matt monkey Says:

    A: 4chan

    oh…wait…that would go under zero money, zero class.

  120. A: Buying a penguin to place in a tux-t-shirt
    B: Renting a tux

  121. Fluidly Unsure Says:

    A: everybody I can think of
    A: everybody else

  122. Super Lemon Says:

    A. inheriting a buck
    B. earning a buck
    C. wisely saving/investing a buck
    D. spending a buck

    BTW: I had to add “wisely” to C. to account for today’s economic landscape

  123. A: Dishonest
    B: Honest

  124. A. Illinois governors
    B. I didn’t vote for them

  125. A = You
    B = Me

  126. A: Humvees
    B: Bicycles

  127. A. Andrew Jackson
    B. Sequoyah

  128. how about c and d Says:

    N Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    A: Religion
    B: Philosophy

    i was thinking about the same thing, but then again, in some countries Philosophy IS religion.

    A: bankers
    B: volunteers
    c(upper right corner): philanthropists(or whatever the proper way is to spell it)
    d(bottom left corner): raper

  129. chicago dave Says:

    A. Foie gras
    B. A duck

  130. A = Windows
    B = Linux

  131. A Lasagne and chianti
    B Sacher and coffee

  132. A: President of the United States now
    B: President of the United Sates in three weeks

  133. A: Hollywood Blockbusters
    B: Independent Cinema

    or alternatively

    A: Oscar
    B: Palm d’Or

  134. B: me
    A: not me

  135. B: indie
    A: “indie”

  136. A: Aborted Nazi Fetus
    B: Regular Aborted Fetus

  137. Touched on before:

    A: Likes to think it’s B.

  138. A: Paris Hilton and such like
    B: Me

  139. Politicians and Teachers is a great one

    A: Ordering spaghetti in a 4-star restaurant
    B: Making spaghetti for your friends

  140. A: What we desire.
    B: I hope this is what we truly desire.

  141. James Barbato Says:

    A=Hair Metal Guitar Players

  142. James Barbato Says:

    A=Hair Metal Guitar Players
    B=Jazz Guitar Players

  143. Chicago Boy Says:

    A: Illinios Residents
    B: Rod Blagovich

  144. A sex in a crop field
    B sex in a crowdy party

  145. Chicago Boy Says:

    Whoops. Reverse that.

    A; Rod Blagovich
    B; Illinios Residents

  146. crowded.

  147. A: Emperor Pilaf
    B: Goku

  148. I think that everyone is confusing Class and Wealth with Good and Bad.

  149. Paris Hilton > A < B

    The most chosen name- not for her wealth but for her lack of class…

  150. A. Star Wars
    B. Firefly/Serenity

  151. Also:
    A: New “The Day the Earth Stood Still”
    B: Old “The Day the Earth Stood Still”

  152. Master Pierce Theater Says:

    A. Sex in the City heroines
    B. Jane Austen heroines

  153. Hagy-ographer Says:

    This comment thread is evidence, if we needed any, of why so many follow Indexed - and so few can follow suit.

  154. A: Expendable
    B: Dependable

  155. A: Los Angelites
    B: New Yorkers

  156. [...] love Indexed! It took me a second to get this one… Yesterday’s was good too, she drew the graph and had the readers label the data [...]

  157. A = the current Madonna
    B = the original Madonna

  158. A low-class snob plays the B side of Mozart.

  159. Would have worked better if the letters were switched…

    A high-class hooker walks into a bar….

  160. A: Matter
    B: Anti-matter

  161. A: Starwars
    B: 2001

  162. A:War
    B:Peace

  163. A: Fox
    B: BBC

  164. A: Divorce
    B: Love

  165. A: Work
    B: Time @ College

  166. blog writter
    blog reader

    ??? - haha!

  167. A - The New York Yankees
    B - The Other 30 Teams

  168. A: former five year old rebel
    B: former five year old teacher’s pet

  169. A - $10 donation to charity.
    B - $10 donation to charity.

  170. A and B both represent # of children in a classroom

  171. A: MBA’s

    B: PhD’s

  172. as per D&D v3.5 rules

    A: Druid
    B: Rogue

  173. A - Middle Class
    B - Working Class

  174. Stefan Olsson Says:

    A: Russia
    B: Harlem

  175. Evil Scooter Says:

    A - B
    B - A

    One who has class is wealthy through their appreciation of what they have.

  176. heebileejeebilee Says:

    A (Wealth, but no class) - Bush
    B (Class, but no wealth) - Bartlett

  177. A:”stars”
    B:”leaves”

    …referring of course to Siddhartha. For some reason my class during Seminar shot down “leaves” as worse off in the search for Nirvana but I differ. It’s a circle you see, with you on one side and Nirvana on the opposite 180.
    Some people let destiny shape them.
    Some people set their own destiny.
    You could either strive forward or fall backward, but eventually, hopefully, you reach the other side…

  178. I know I’m a good 8 days late with this, but:

    CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 2000TH CARD, INDEXED!! MAY YOU SEE 2000 MORE! (and them more after that, too)

  179. Stefan Sherwood Says:

    A = Donating time
    B = Donating money

  180. Stefan Sherwood Says:

    Whoops - I got them backwards.

  181. A: Collegeboard
    B: Students who fail Collegeboard exams because they know too much material and get confused

  182. A: New DBZ live action movie
    B: old school DBZ

  183. a. the north
    b. the south

    a. big businesses
    b. small churches

  184. A. The outgoing president.
    B. The incoming president.

  185. A: Hangin’ with a hooker
    B: Hangin’ with my mom

  186. A = Blogs
    B = Maxim

  187. Strike that, reverse it.

  188. Cale Darkkon Says:

    HistoricStitcher had the right idea, but maybe

    B: Tastefully simple
    A: Simply tasteless

  189. A. Paper Profits / Prophets
    B. Paper Puppets

  190. A: Hummer Limos
    B: Jazz Bands

  191. A: Politicians Who Cut Education Budgets
    B: Our School Systems
    C (lots of Wealth & Class): High School Dropouts
    D (lacking Wealth & Class): College Graduates

    Both definitions of the word ‘class’ used.

  192. A - How we appear.

    B - How we are.

    Figure it out. You could switch it if you’re pessimistic… or Anti-Western-Society.

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