Here’s your $20, and we’re glad you didn’t cut off your feet.

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17 Responses to Here’s your $20, and we’re glad you didn’t cut off your feet.

  1. John says:

    at least not both of them…

  2. Thomas Blair says:

    Is this derision or sarcasm? One can’t tell.

  3. Trevor says:

    Weird… my parents just say “Here’s your $20″ and stop there…

  4. Thoughtful Review Guy says:

    Love it! I laughed out loud.

  5. Josh says:

    dumb. a lawn mower does not qualify as heavy machinery.

  6. Anonymous says:

    yeah, there’s a problem: those lawnmowers that are bigger than some street-savvy automobiles would qualify as heavy machinery — but no owner of these would ever let a child use these — since it’s just tooo much fun to drive around with them (they’ve got a speed switch that, really!, lets you choose between “Turtle” and “Rabbit”-icons)

  7. The Fat Girl Inside says:

    love it! i had to mow the lawn when i was 10 & i didn't even get paid!

  8. Chris says:

    I made a killing mowing lawns in rich neighborhoods during high school. Around $25/hr.

  9. (x, why?) says:

    My father’s lawn mower was kind of heavy … at least it was when I was 8.

    … of course, that dollar sign looked more like a c with a line through it and it came after the 20 …

  10. (x, why?) says:

    Check this out:
    http://www.jsonline.com/watch/?watch=1&date=7/25/2008&id=43803

    a guy was arrested for shooting his lawnmower with a sawed-off shotgun.

    Surprisingly, alcohol may have been involved.

  11. *Loreli* says:

    This made me laugh.
    And my foot was cut off by a lawnmower.
    It’s OK, they sewed it back on.

  12. Bret says:

    Yes! Of course! Why didn’t I think of that!

  13. Krissy says:

    lol..this is great. Kudos<3

  14. Kat says:

    Yeah I totally met a girl whose brother cut her heel off the with the lawnmower on purpose. I guess that’s why I was always strictly forbidden to mow the lawn, which, in retrospect, was awesome.

  15. krishna kumar says:

    ouch!

  16. Maria says:

    ahahahaha! reading that i had an actual “lol” moment.

  17. Anonymous says:

    This could also be the Chinese Figure Skating Team.

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