The Emperor’s new suit was expensive.

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18 Responses to The Emperor’s new suit was expensive.

  1. Grace says:

    Haha! Wonderful!

  2. Anonymous says:

    My job title is short and simple: “project manager” but still doesn’t mean anything by itself…and I still can’t really explain to my grandma what my job is exactly.

  3. Stay @ Home Mom says:

    doesn’t explain my (lack of) grip on reality!

  4. GDad says:

    “Associate Vice President, Group Life Insurance and Financial Investments Operations” should then be either comatose or profoundly schizophrenic.

  5. rsomers says:

    Years ago I had a role as a DCM Specialist on the GTM Team.

    I did the job for a month before asking what the alphabet soup stood for. My boss didn’t know. We spent an afternoon coming up with profane possibilities.

    We finally found out it was Distribution Channel Management Specialist on the Go-to-Market Team, but I liked our unprintable ideas better.

  6. Marco says:

    I like “Boss-In-General (of) Super High Intensity Training” myself…

  7. CrispyDragon says:

    Hee! I’ve been pushing for “Galactic Overseer” for years…

  8. fair_n_hite_451 says:

    “Supreme Being” is my go-to title when people ask me for my input. Funny that I never seem to get my way…

  9. Bruce Umpstead says:

    I have eight words in my title (if I use a comma to replace the “of”), ouch.

    Hey, any book signings in Columbus in the next two days? There for a meeting and would like to get my “indexed” book signed.

  10. A says:

    Great! Now appearing in office cubicles everywhere!

  11. Shelley says:

    This explains a lot about The President of the United States of America.

  12. Anonymous says:

    So you say that the CIO, CEO, CFO, COO, CTO, CLO have the best grips on reality when the poor:

    Operations Manger: Western United States is far down the connected scale – I think maybe the curve is inverted?

  13. Nimpipi says:

    haha, brilliant!
    — firm believer.

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  15. Joppe says:

    This would imply, as anonymous said, that an CEO would have a great grip on reality, Im not so sure about that :(

  16. Dreamseeker says:

    Well, CEO stands for Chief Executive Offices (or something) which isn’t that short.

  17. Trihan says:

    I’m a Virtual Learning Technical Designer, so clearly I’ve completely lost it.

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